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Saturday, October 8, 2005


   10 commandments of a teenage girl.
I didn't think of this...and it's not what I think! I'm insane but not stupid!
And I thought it was sooooo funny!
Here ya are!

1)Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait)
2)Thou shall not do drugs (alcoal lasts longer)
3)Thou shall not steal from K-mart
(Wal-Mart has more selection)
4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandelism (destruction has a bigger effect)
5)Thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6)Thou shall not get in fights
(just start them)
7)Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)
8)Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off)
9)Thou shall not think about having sex (...just do it)
10)Thou shall not talk about friends behind thy back (tell it to there face)

Oh and I got this from my friend Becca!
Hahaha!
Comment PLZ!
*Huggies*
Meow!

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