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Hello everyone!!
Ok, I DO NOT like dumb blond jokes very much but i got these in an email and I just thought they were so funny!
Even tho i dont like the whole idea of it(com'on people! ITS GETTING OLD!!)-dumb blond jokes I mean.
Anywho here they are:
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"* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
* She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home."
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Well there they are!
AND I HAVE TO TELL U GUYS THIS!!
I was playing Pokemon Emerald and guess what??
(for those of u that dont know Pokemon u will probably not understand this very well^^0)
U know how u have to use a master ball to catch some REALLY rare/ancient/legendary Pokemon?!?! (like Rayquaza which is the Pokemon that is on the front of Pokemon Emerald)
Well, I was trying to catch Rayquaza with an ultra ball to see if I could save my master ball for another really hard Pokemon to catch, and, even though it took me 2 HOURS at least, I CAUGHT RAYQUAZA WITH AN ULTRA BALL!!!
O_O
O.O
O_O_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_OO_O
The chances for that are like, EXTREMELY LOW let me put it that way!!
But IM SO HAPPY I CAUGHT IT!!!
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Well thats all until next time!!
I wish all of u the best of luck in everything,
Kimberly
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