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Monday, March 6, 2006
 How to annoy your interviewer (lol its hilarious!)
How to Annoy Your Interviewer
1. While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
2. Repeat everything your interviewer says. Keep going until he or she yells at you.
Ask hopefully if you got the job.
3. Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth. Smile a lot.
4. If your interviewer attempts to alert you about the broccoli, make a big show of getting the broccoli out, hold on your finger and study it intently for a few moments. Say to loudly to yourself, Broccoli? How long has that been there? Whens the last time I ate broccoli? Then shrug and put the broccoli back in your mouth and eat it.
5. Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.
6. Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
7. Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
8.In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewers desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
9. Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
10. As you follow your interviewer to their office, kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face. Laugh uncontrollably. When they get up and look at you, point to one of his colleagues walking by. Look exaggeratedly innocent.
11. Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
12. Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. As you walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN! Oh well! Then return to your seat and smile at the interviewer.
13. Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
14. Ask for a company Porsche.
15. Comment on how much you like your interviewers spouses picture. Take the picture and put it in your briefcase. Make sure the interviewer is watching.
16. Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as you can launching entire contents in your mouth in his or her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth by theeth."
17. As you reach inside your briefcase to put up the picture you stole, pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
18. During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewers face and say, "Got your nose!" while clenching your fist. Demand that you get hired or you wont give back their nose.
19. Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
20. Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company Proceed to fire your interviewer. Yell at them until they cry. Use Donald Trump as your muse.
21. At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed by a smack to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
a friend sent this to me
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Saturday, March 4, 2006
Today at 6:30pm tonight me and my two siblings will be going to a b-day party tonight. Hopefully i can survie it with them there. But he i am not complanineing cause i was invited this time cause i called him and aksked Him and if i did not do that i would of been left in the dark and not been able to go so i am kinda glade i did call him to ask cause if not i woule be stuck her home alone. But im not complaineing cause then i would have the computer all to my self again like i do when i am home and they are in school that is so much fun casue then i get to have all the fun i want and put up what ever bacround i want on the computer adn they never know i do that cauise i change it back before they get home lol i am sneakey and i picked they sneakyness up from my friend Jessica she is more snekeyer then i am lol well gues that is about it for now lol
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Saturday, February 25, 2006
Okay to go a head and let you all know a head of time i will not be here somethime in april to the 11th of april i will be in teaxes with my mom for a bit cause my mom is doing a wedding there and i decied to go with her i mean i want to so i can get away from my siblibgs and my father so i will not be on as much as i would like when i am down there but i am not sure if i will be able to use there computer or my moms laptop so i can not garentee i will be on but if i am i will stop by here and make one quick post if i can. well thats about all i wanted to say well see yea all later
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Pics
Well it has been awhile since i done some posteing of pictures on here so i thought i would share a few with all of you and i hope you enjoy them. The pics i will be dir en grey (new looks once i find the pics)
 Kyo
 Karou
 die
 toshiya
 shinya
well i hope you all enjoy the pics
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Monday, February 13, 2006
I am so feed up with this damn shit. I got a model today and every time i would do one thing right another thing would go fucking wrong it is so agervateing
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
yea i know it has been awhile since i have posted on here i have been getting a little to lazey this past mounths and way be hind on posteing like alwyas.
Well i got a dir en grey cd now and that has made me a very happy person.
then i got some one online who is aggervateing me to death just cause we have not talk in awhile she does not know when to shut the F up.
Then my dad is realy no help he is aggervateing me like not tommorow along with my younger bro who likes to always be and A$$ and mess with me then he keeps says that a card in the yu gi oh deck he did is his when i know it is mine cause it is not with my other crads so that right there tells me who has been stilling my cards if i leave them out in the open.
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yea i know it has been awhile since i have posted on here i have been getting a little to lazey this past mounths and way be hind on posteing like alwyas.
Well i got a dir en grey cd now and that has made me a very happy person.
then i got some one online who is aggervateing me to death just cause we have not talk in awhile she does not know when to shut the F up.
Then my dad is realy no help he is aggervateing me like not tommorow along with my younger bro who likes to always be and A$$ and mess with me then he keeps says that a card in the yu gi oh deck he did is his when i know it is mine cause it is not with my other crads so that right there tells me who has been stilling my cards if i leave them out in the open.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006
Okay FMA fac fic lost
I lost my FMA Fac Fic i was writeing so i was kinda thinking about the yu yu hakusho story i wrote quite some time back. Well i was thinking of re writeing it to were it would make better sence then the last time i tryed to do it. So i wanted to see if you young men and young lady's who rember reading that story and thought that i should re write it
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The Musical housekeeper
Historic Haunted America By: Michel Norman and Beth Scott
Sate: Alabama
It is diffecult to singel out one Alabama Masion as the most beautiful on the state, but Ganieswood, a few miles morth of Dempolis, has been termed a manificent example of Greek Revival arexhitecture in the state. It is also known for a musical ghost story.
Gen. Nathan Bryan Whitfield built the house between 1843 abd 1860 for his wife and chlderen. When his wife died before it was finshed, General Whitfiled hired a young woman from the east to care for the home and childern. She was and accomplished pianist, spending most evenings entertaning the family with her musical skills. In 1856, how ever the younge woman fell ill and died. Her last wish was to be buried in her home town.
Harsh winter weather delayes the shipment of her coffin to the east , and for some few days or weeks (the reacords are not clear) , the young woman's remains were kept under the cellar staircase.
She was finally buried accourding to her wishes, but not before visitors heard faint footfalls ascending the basement staurs and going into the the drawing room. Delightful piano tunes favored the by the deceased housekeeper would be heard throughtout the house.
Historiains argue over the woman's name or even over the wheather or not a piano as even in the original house. In 1976 a grand rosewood piano was givein to the hisitoric home by mrs. arthur camption , a descendent of General Whitfiled. There is some ecadence that the piano may have been among Gaineswood earlist furnishings.
The housekeep has apparently not returned to play her beloved piano, but she may one day. Visitors should stay alert for unplanned recitels.
this is all from a book i am reading right now and i thought i would share one of the meany stories out of it with you
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Alright
I will typeing up what i have so far of my FMA story and will be posteing it here before i get any more writen and i want any one to let me know if there is something i will need to chage in the story that away i can do it before i get to writeing more of it
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