Tuesday, August 16, 2005

..XD Funny

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only
aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters
and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a
15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the
croc and was kicking its arse! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and
chokeholds, biting the croc On the tail and flipping the croc through the
air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and the croc
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let
it float to the top like a K-Mart goldfish.

Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says,

"Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered
Jimmy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again
Jimmy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"

Jimmy said, "I want the name of the bastard who pushed me in the pool"

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I found that funny.

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Beetlejuice
Beauty and the Beast
Finding Neverland
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Lord of the Rings Fellowship
Collateral
Cellular
Phantom of the Opera
Dude Wheres My Car
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Aviator
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Without a Paddle
Troy
The Patriot
50 First Dates
Happy Gilmore
Titanic
Shrek 2
Et the extra terrestrial
Spider Man
Spider Man 2
Lion King
Forrest Gump [i have a vague memory of it]
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The Sixth Sense
The Passion
Pirates of the Carribbean
I, Robot
How to Lose a guy in 10 Days
The Ring
The Ring 2
The Grudge
Gothika
Moulin Rouge
Grease
Jaws
Idependence Day
The Notebook
Back to the Future
Stand By Me
A League of their own
The Death of a Cheerleader
Odd Girl Out
Mrs. Doubtfire
May
Top Gun
Revenge of the Nerds
Animal House
My Cousin Vinny
Saving Private Ryan
Dare Devils
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
The Longest Yard
Monster in Law
Freaky Friday
Mean Girls
The Shining
Godfather
Braveheart
Ray
Austin Powers Gold Member
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
The Green Mile
Nightmare on Elm Street
Friday the 13th
Freddy Vs. Jason
Stepmom
Anger Management
Mona Lisa Smile
Casablanca
Zoolander
It's a Beautiful Life
Fried Green Tomatoes
Castaway
Superstar
Wizard of Oz
Elf
Bring it On
Bring it on Again
Interview With a Vampire
Beaches
The Whole 10 Yards
School Of Rock
The Contender
Mystic River
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Bourne Identity
Bambi
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde 2
Miss Congeniality
Rat Race
The Wedding Planner
Sugar and Spice
Josie and the Pussycats
Spice World
Cats and Dogs
Yaya Sisterhood
Spanglish
Madagascar
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Almost Famous
Amile
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [i watched the old one]
The Crow(all of them)
Jaw Breaker
Wrong Turn
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Cruel Intentions
A.I.
Addams Family
Batman
Big Momma's House
Bringing Down the House
Blade
Blade 2
I know what you did last Summer
Scream
I've Been Waiting for You
The Cell
Charlies Angels
Coyote Ugly
The Craft
Daredevil
Resident Evil
Hannibel
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Amityville Horror
The Punisher
Romeo Must Die
A Walk to Remember [I read the book]

..Movie survey thing.

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Baseball to Elvis Presley by Chocolat

It's National Friendship Week.



Let's feel the love.

--

My left ear and left cheek hurt.

We were cleaning yesterday. Because we have relatives coming next week.

Yah...

--

Loov you guys.

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Saturday, August 13, 2005

Angel's Song by Ayumi Hamasaki

...so my dog went missing yesterday.

But our neighbors found. That's good.

When I saw him, I chided him. XD Then I petted him until Narnia.

[I use Narnia as eternity. I don't know, it sounds cool. XD]

He's such a cute little puppy. He's black, and has a little white tuff on his chest.

I should take a picture of him.

--

My relatives are coming next week. Splee. How wonderful. >:]

Don't worry. I won't do anything insane. I'll just drive my younger cousin nuts by saying how much I love her. XD

I did that to her when I was visiting them and she kept saying: What are you doing?; Why do you keep saying that?; You're scaring me.

Ah, the power of family love. Buwhahah!

--

I watched the Rocky Picture Horror Show yesterday.

Ooh! I'm so happy that I saw it. That Rocky dude was hawt. With the muscles and the abs.

I couls stare at his abs for ever.

'I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.'

I like that song. XD I wonder; can I send in a request to name a new planet 'Transexual'?

...XD

What an awesome movie.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Nobody's Listening by Linkin Park

[glomps everyone]

Hi, my loves. I've been gone. To LA.

I hate car rides. I always seem to fall asleep though.

We went to LA for two things.

Our passport renewals; which totally such because we had to wait forever for it. Dammit.

And to bring my brother and dad to the airport.

Which was yesterday. Yah. We drove in a tight Toyota truck. Because the balikbayan boxes fitted in the trunk.

[balikbayan: boxes in where you put gifts, hand me downs, food, and other stuff to give]

We had four balikbayan boxes. And gosh darnit, it was heavy..

Their vacation is for 3 weeks. And they come back on the 31st. The same day for my orientation.

Ooh. We don't know who's going to pick them us, but I know if I'm not going to orientation, I'm not going to school.

Prsh. I don't care. If something is set, and you say yes to me first, then it's set and we're going no matter what.

Buwhahah. But we're going to Orientation, I think.

Maybe my Kuya Melvin will pick him up.

..yah.

Damn the 3 week vacation.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005

Peace by Weezer

Do you like my avatar?

..she's so cute.

It's supposed to move. But it was 2 pixels too big.

So I resized it. And then. When I opened it. It didn't move.

Now I'm sad.

Because it's so cute.

Here's how it was originally:



Cute, no?

--

It's so hot.

And I can't sleep at nights.

I wonder why we don't have centralized [or whatever] air conditioning.

AC's only in one room.

I can't live that way...

--

Random facts I've been doing:

I've been growing my hair

cleaning randomly. Mostly happening during the hours of 4-6pm

making a list of what my dad is to buy me once he gets home [home as in the PI; Phillipines]

Contemplating whether Orientation is the 24th or the 31st

..yes well.

Good day.

or night.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Face to Face by Daft Punk

I love Daft Punk. [huggles DP action figures]

--

Did anyone see Laguna Beach last night?

..no?

Well, you might want to skip this part because I might go fangirl on LB.

Oh my gad, I am so happy that Stephen and Kristin are over. Jeez, I really hate Kristin. When she said that everyone should get out of Laguna once in their lives, LC totally did. She's [Kristin] the dumbass. She didn't get ot of Laguna, did she? No. Gad.

And Stephen's being such a jerk playing LC like that. I'm thinking that he's using her as a rebound because he's not over Kristin yet. What a dumbass..

And who can think Jason is hot? Jason is not hot. What a player...

--

Okay, I'm finished.

Here's news.

My dad and my brother is leaving for the PI [Phillipines] next week. For 3 weeks. Leaving me, my mom, and my other brother.

My mom and I don't get along...some of the time.

But she's gonna be gone for almost the whole day.

But I'm gonna be the one cooking. And cleaning. And cooking.

I hate cleaning. But eh. I have my brother, serving as my minion. [evil laugh]

Okay, so not really. But I can always bribe.

[EDIT]I updated Death by JROCK already. Go visit, if you haven't already![/EDIT]

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights

...Gaspeh!

August is coming.

And the talk of DST scares me. Eh. Something about making it a month longer or something.

Stupid talk.

--

So. Important things that happened/is going to happen in my life.

1: BBQ tomorrow. For no occasion. Yep, that's us Filipinos. Partying for no reason.

2: OMG. My lolo [grandpa] had a stroke. We must pray a lot at church.

3: HMFS. School is coming. And orientation is 8/31. >.< Gad. I'm feeling scared.

4: My brother recently found my old Pok¬Ûmon game. The yellow version. Now, I want to play it.

5: Cousins from NJ coming next month. One for reunion. Other for vacation. I hope they enjoy.

6: Awesome little contest thing for DbJ; the 1st day of August. Not gonna tell. Just to say: If you're a member you better be there for the contest. Hopefully, it'll be a better success than the first one.

--

Nothing's wrong with plugging.



..

It's ten. I wanted it to be even.

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Friday, July 29, 2005

Fat Lip by Sum 41

NOOOO!!

Anwar didn't make it to the KeptMan finals!

He would make such a good date. Damn his flawlessness. A man like that doesn't come up that often.

This sucks...

--

Anyways. My orientation for next year is at the end of August. And I already have shivers.

I can't wait though. I'll get to see my friends again.

...I wonder when school starts.

--

I really want new furniture. My room.

Ugh. I'm hating my room.

I want a new bed. And a desk and drawer.

Yah..

Aren't there sales now?

Back to school sales...for furniture...?

--

I'm making a new page for my joined fanlistings. Because.

Well, actually, I'm just making a new layout.

I've got it all done. Except for a few things. Yah...

--

I finished the HP#6.

I can't believe that happened at the end! That really can't be possible. I won't believe it.

If it's true then, I find no point in the 7th book.

But I'll still buy it.

--

Farewell dahlins.

[don't you just miss me calling you that? ]

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

ANTS!!!

Didja miss me?

No?

Fine.

I didn't miss you.

--

Ants are taking over the Yume san household. And they're being batches. Darn you ants.

I need more ant spray...

--

Because I have nothing jabber about.

First best friend: I remember...it was a dude in Pre-K...i forgot his name..
First screen name: ...
First album: Britney Spears? ...hey! I was young and stupid.
First Funeral: back when I was 7, I'm thinking...
First pet: Fish! But they died. Darn you!
First piercing: My nose..just kdding. Ears
First credit card: I'm no that old..mmkay?
First true love: ...>.<


>>THE LAST TIME...

Last cigarette: I don't smoke
Last car ride: ....a few days ago.
Last cry: ...a few days ago..
Last library book checked out: ....oh shat. I don't know..
Last beverage drank: Miruku! ...milk.
Last food consumed: waffles.
Last phone call: Yesterday
Last time showered: yesterday..
Last shoes worn: these high heel shoes I wore to a wedding..
Last CD played: Coldplay...it wouldn't play, though cause I didn't plug inmy stereo...hahah...>.<
Last item bought: ....>.<
Last annoyance: my brother
Last disappointment: not having to go to Hell Week at my school...darned.
Last time wanting to die: ...uhm.
Last shirt worn: a white tank top...
Last word you said: caddy
Last song you sang: Hey Ya by Outkast
What is in your CD player: nothing..I have my Totchi!
What color socks are you wearing: well, you see, they're invisible...
What color underwear are you wearing: white..
What's under your bed: nothing. I have drawers on the side of my bed.
What time did you wake up today: like 9 something...


>>CURRENT THINGS...

Current music: Running by No Doubt
Current taste: nothing....
Current hair: p in a bun. Hey, it's hot...
Current desktop picture: a cute little japanese thing..it's so kaxxi!
Current book: HP #6
Current color of toenails: um..plain?
Current wish: to get out of the house with my friends...
Current love: LB [Laguna Beach] told by LC, Motion City Soundtrack, Matchbook Romance, Juliana Theory, fanfics, jrock...sleep.
Current hate: LB told by Kristen [gad I hate her!], hypocrites, a lot of things...

I have a love/hate relationshop with Laguna Beach on Mtv.

Stolen Borrowed from TaNi-chan.


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I was bored. Can you blame me?

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