Tuesday, August 16, 2005

..XD Funny

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only
aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters
and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a
15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the
croc and was kicking its arse! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and
chokeholds, biting the croc On the tail and flipping the croc through the
air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and the croc
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let
it float to the top like a K-Mart goldfish.

Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says,

"Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered
Jimmy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again
Jimmy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"

Jimmy said, "I want the name of the bastard who pushed me in the pool"

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I found that funny.

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Beetlejuice
Beauty and the Beast
Finding Neverland
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Lord of the Rings Fellowship
Collateral
Cellular
Phantom of the Opera
Dude Wheres My Car
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Aviator
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Without a Paddle
Troy
The Patriot
50 First Dates
Happy Gilmore
Titanic
Shrek 2
Et the extra terrestrial
Spider Man
Spider Man 2
Lion King
Forrest Gump [i have a vague memory of it]
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The Sixth Sense
The Passion
Pirates of the Carribbean
I, Robot
How to Lose a guy in 10 Days
The Ring
The Ring 2
The Grudge
Gothika
Moulin Rouge
Grease
Jaws
Idependence Day
The Notebook
Back to the Future
Stand By Me
A League of their own
The Death of a Cheerleader
Odd Girl Out
Mrs. Doubtfire
May
Top Gun
Revenge of the Nerds
Animal House
My Cousin Vinny
Saving Private Ryan
Dare Devils
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
The Longest Yard
Monster in Law
Freaky Friday
Mean Girls
The Shining
Godfather
Braveheart
Ray
Austin Powers Gold Member
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
The Green Mile
Nightmare on Elm Street
Friday the 13th
Freddy Vs. Jason
Stepmom
Anger Management
Mona Lisa Smile
Casablanca
Zoolander
It's a Beautiful Life
Fried Green Tomatoes
Castaway
Superstar
Wizard of Oz
Elf
Bring it On
Bring it on Again
Interview With a Vampire
Beaches
The Whole 10 Yards
School Of Rock
The Contender
Mystic River
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Bourne Identity
Bambi
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde 2
Miss Congeniality
Rat Race
The Wedding Planner
Sugar and Spice
Josie and the Pussycats
Spice World
Cats and Dogs
Yaya Sisterhood
Spanglish
Madagascar
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Almost Famous
Amile
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [i watched the old one]
The Crow(all of them)
Jaw Breaker
Wrong Turn
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Cruel Intentions
A.I.
Addams Family
Batman
Big Momma's House
Bringing Down the House
Blade
Blade 2
I know what you did last Summer
Scream
I've Been Waiting for You
The Cell
Charlies Angels
Coyote Ugly
The Craft
Daredevil
Resident Evil
Hannibel
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Amityville Horror
The Punisher
Romeo Must Die
A Walk to Remember [I read the book]

..Movie survey thing.