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• 1920-01-25
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• In my 'beloved, beloved psycho horror'. ^-^
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• 2004-10-19
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• A thinker..is that an occupation?
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• Schaufer
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• [thinks]
Anime Fan Since
• 1995
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• Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Love Hina, etc...
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• To figure out what my goals in life are.
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• [JROCK]. Reading. Writing. Listening to music. Blogging. Headbanging. Learning to web design.
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• Procrastination.
I'm talented at breathing. Especially exhaling.
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Friday, August 26, 2005
Canon&Gigue [Pachebel] rap by New Japan Philharmony
I typed a long-ass post yesterday. But my computer...and the AOL. I need to convice my mom to get something else. >.<
Anyways. I went to Chopstix yesterday. A Japanese restaurant. ^-^ Good food. Though, the place was small, more people kept on coming. Popular. We brought home some yakisoba.
...the waiter reminded me of an otaku-geek. But a cute otaku-geek. I must have a small thing for guys with shoulder length hair and glasses. Cause he was cute in my eyes. My mom told us that when my dad and brother come home, we'll go there.
We also went to Mitsuwa, but it was closed. NOOO!! Dammit. Maybe next time, then.
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I've really got nothing to say, since I really miss school. So, here's a joke.
In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.
He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving. When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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