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Birthday
• 1920-01-25
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• In my 'beloved, beloved psycho horror'. ^-^
Member Since
• 2004-10-19
Occupation
• A thinker..is that an occupation?
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• Schaufer
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• [thinks]
Anime Fan Since
• 1995
Favorite Anime
• Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Love Hina, etc...
Goals
• To figure out what my goals in life are.
Hobbies
• [JROCK]. Reading. Writing. Listening to music. Blogging. Headbanging. Learning to web design.
Talents
• Procrastination.
I'm talented at breathing. Especially exhaling.
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Monday, September 26, 2005
We've Had Enough by Alkaline Trio
Joke #1:
A little boy opened the very old bible and he found a dried leaf tucked between the pages.
"Mommy, mommy! I found something!", he excitedly said
"What's that, my dear?"
"I found Adam's underwear!"
Joke #2: How I was born
One night, a boy had a conversation with his dad who was an IT engineer who was browsing the internet.
"Daddy, how was I born?", the boy asked.
"Well son, one night your mom and I went online in bed, I connected to her through a USB cable. Then I uploaded some of my data, she downloaded them. After downloading, she shockingly told me that she didn't have any antivirus protection and I forgot to enable firewall", dad said without taking his eyes off the computer.
"And then?", the boy eagerly wanted to know more.
"And then we tried to delete the data, even reformat her hard drive but it was too late. 9 months and 10 days later you were born"
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I luff you Gackt.
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I bet we lost FOM [Flight of the Month]. Eh. Just as long as it's not my cousin's flight that one. I'm all good.
Because if he did, I'd never hear the end of it till the next FOM.
My crush with Lida-kun is over and done with. Eh. It wasn't too long before I started to....not like him like that.
We're still friends.
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I should date Tae kwon doe [do?] athletes.
...because their kicking is so fucking cool.
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