Sunday, June 25, 2006

No Block Party

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Yes, we aren't going to have the block party on the simple fact that it's supposed to rain about the same time that we planned to have it. Therefore, we're only going to have registration for it. I mean, yeah, we're still going to have food and drinks and loud music playing but we're only signing up people for VBS and we're not going to bring out the entire sound system either. But we are going to do some more advertising for it. My dad's having us go around the neighborhood and put up flyers. Well, I've got's stuff to do. Bye!

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Friday, June 23, 2006

   It's Story Time

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Hello class! I am your teacher Ms.Amber. Can you say that? Mi-ss-A-mm-bur. Good! Well today I am going to tell you a story! Yay! This story is about Sesshoumaru's birthday. It was my first post but I don't think anyone read it so I shall put it up now! Enjoy and don't spill your juice or get crumbs everywhere. I just cleaned up this place...Joseph Wheeler get off of that book case!... Sesshoumaru’s Birthday Party By: Mari and Jojo DISCLAIMER: Mari: It’s a familiar story: we own none of the characters involved in this story, so— Jojo: Yippi-kai-yea! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar rules all! Yeehaw! Mari: Let’s just start the story now…I don’t even want to go there… “Tell me again,” said Inuyasha, “exactly why are we throwing Sesshoumaru a birthday party?” “Well, you’re the one who said that you didn’t know when Sesshoumaru’s birthday was,” replied Kagome. “So we’re throwing him one now.” Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were all sitting around a table topped with both a garish tablecloth and a birthday cake. Sesshoumaru was sitting at the head of the table and had a very sullen expression on his face. He was wearing a plastic crown that Kagome had put on top of his head, and he evidently didn’t like it one bit. “Happy birthday, Sesshoumaru!” squealed Kagome. “It’s not my birthday,” said Sesshoumaru. “Let’s celebrate!” “How did you find me here, anyway?” “I’ll sing a song for you!” “What did I ever do to deserve this?” said Sesshoumaru. Kagome began to sing. *Happy birthday to you* “Yeah…happy…right.” *Happy birthday to you* “I wonder what’s on TV right now…” *Happy birthday dear Fluffy* Sesshoumaru went rigid with anger. “Don’t…say…dear Fluffy…again…” he gritted out. *Happy birthday to you!* “Are you done yet?” asked Sesshoumaru irritably. Kagome took a deep breath and began to sing again. *Happy birthday to you* “Oh dear god!” *Happy birthday to you* “Jaken! Help!” *Happy birthday dear Fluffy* “What…did I…just…tell…you?” *Happy birthday toooooo yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!* Kagome stopped singing. “Sesshoumaru? Hello?” “My poor ears,” groaned Sesshoumaru. “Aw, cheer up and have a happy birthday,” said Kagome. “Leave me alone, you accursed befoulment!” Kagome addressed Inuyasha. “Inuyasha, isn’t there something you want to say to your brother on his birthday?” “Yes,” said Inuyasha. “This wasn’t my idea. So don’t hurt me!” Kagome turned back to Sesshoumaru. “Now it’s time to cut the cake!” “I’d rather not,” said Sesshoumaru. “Don’t be ridiculous,” said Kagome. “You have to make a wish and blow out the candles.” “Fine,” said Sesshoumaru. “I wish you would go away and leave me alone!” “Oh, stop,” said Kagome. “I think it’s horrible that you’ve never had a birthday party before. I mean, what would we do without birthday parties?” “Probably be a whole lot better off,” said Inuyasha. “I wasn’t asking you,” said Kagome. “Anyway, Sesshoumaru’s the Birthday Boy.” Sesshoumaru scowled. “I do not appreciate that horrible stigma. It is not my birthday. And I am not a boy. I am a full-grown taiyoukai.” “You’re the Birthday Boy,” Kagome insisted stubbornly. “See, the crown on your head proves that you’re the Birthday Boy. If you weren’t the Birthday Boy, you would have a regular party hat, like everybody else.” Sure enough, everybody except Sesshoumaru was wearing a conical pink party hat with a pink pompom at the tip. Nobody seemed very happy about his or her hat, either. Without a word, Sesshoumaru placed the tip of one of his claws on the plastic crown and melted it with his Dokkasou. He then dropped it to the ground, and Jaken picked it up and used it as a hula-hoop. “HEY!” shrieked Kagome indignantly. “You melted the Birthday Boy hat!” “Oh, no,” said Sesshoumaru sarcastically. “How will I ever survive now?” Kagome, however, got over her incredulity remarkably quickly. “Well, that’s okay, because now it’s time to open presents!” Sesshoumaru looked very miserable indeed as Kagome tossed him a package wrapped in shiny pink paper. She missed, of course, and it hit him on the forehead. “Ouch,” said Sesshoumaru. “Well, open it!” squealed Kagome. Sesshoumaru opened the package and peered at its contents critically. “Oh, look, a Care Bear. Lucky me.” He then tossed the offensive teddy bear to Rin, who squealed with delight and ran off to torture Jaken with it. Inuyasha then gave Sesshoumaru his present. Upon opening the parcel, Sesshoumaru discovered some kind of spherical object. “It’s a smoke device,” Inuyasha informed Sesshoumaru. “You use it to escape from guarded areas. You throw it on the ground, and smoke comes out, so you can slip away unseen.” Sesshoumaru stared at it for a moment, then quickly threw it down. A smoke screen instantly popped up. Through the thick smoke, one could hear Miroku’s voice yelling, “Head for the hills!” Sesshoumaru could be heard as well, saying, “Jaken! Rin! Follow me!” When the smoke cleared, everybody except Kagome was gone. “Hello? Hello? Where is everybody?” Kagome scratched her head in bafflement. “Now, where could they have gotten to? ” Kagome sighed. “Everybody always seems to leave early when I throw birthday parties…” Meanwhile, Sango, Shippo, Jaken, Rin, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and Miroku were all running frantically away from the site of the birthday party. “Where should we go?” panted Shippo. “Ask Sesshoumaru,” said Miroku. “He should get to decide where to go. He is, after all, the Birthday Boy.” “Shut up! I’m not a boy! And it’s not my birthday!” “If it’s not your birthday, Sesshoumaru-sama, can I have your birthday cake?” Rin inquired. “You actually brought that thing along with you?” And so, on Sesshoumaru’s almost-birthday, he received cake, which he hated, presents, which he hated, a plastic crown, which he hated, a grating rendition of the birthday song, which he hated, and the unwanted title of Birthday Boy, which he hated most of all. And so, due to all this, Sesshoumaru learned one valuable thing: birthday parties are evil. End of story. The End Now wasn't that fun? *Oogles class room* Alright, who gave Ed sugar? Edward Elric come back here and put your clothes on! Miroku, keep your hands to your self! Why do I put up with you kids?! ....

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Thursday, June 22, 2006

   *cough**cough*

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Um...upon further inspection of my magazine collection, it seems that I did buy the June issue of Shonen Jump previously this month. Oh, how forgetful I can be. Anyways, today is the wake for the woman who died. My dad had me type up some stuff for the wake and the funeral yesterday because he had some stuff to do and I'm a fast typer. He gave me $10 for it so I can't complain. This sunday we're having a block party to kick off vacation bible school so that should be fun. My sister, some other girls from church, and I plalnned it(VBS) out this week so it should be pretty fun. Well, enjoy your summers, and for those are still in school, I pitty you. Please get out soon so you can enjoy the summer. Bye!

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Shonen Jump

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Is it just me or did Shonen Jump not come out with a June issue? Yesterday I went on the hunt for my favorite magazine and couldn't find the June issue, only the one for July. It infuriated me to think that I had missed an issue even though the July one shouldn't even be out yet because it is still June. Did I miss something or did they not come out with a June issue. Could someone please elaborate on this for me? Oh yeah, and I changed my site (finally!).

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

um...no subject I guess...

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series To all who wished it, thanks for the happy birthday thing for my sis. Oh and thanks alot guys, when I told her she tried to hug me *shivers* Ew. Anyways, one of the ladies at my dads church died this past fathers day. I forgot to post it. Now he's helping the family plan the funeral which is this friday. Another funeral, another summer. Not much has happened though. But this saturday we're planning on having a game night over at my dads house so my sister and I can beat down some of the boys from his church. Right now my sis is honing her skills at Let's Get Ready To Rumble, a game for the infamous Nintendo 64, and 007 Goldeneye, another Nintendo 64 game. I would be playing the playstation but we're missing one of the cords so today we're going to some game or pawn shop to see if we can find one. We tried to find one at Wal*Mart but they don't sell them anymore. It looks like you don't sell everything Wal*Mart! So yup...that's it. See ya later.

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Monday, June 19, 2006

   Jaken the pink puppy

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Okay, I know this is going to sound weird but, you see, my sister had a late birthday party here in florida because since my parents are divorced my dad didn't have us for her real birthday. So therefore she recieved some more presents, one of which was a pink stuffed dog. My sister now claims it as a "he" which makes my stepmom think that her dog is gay. She also named him Jaken. Weird. So now she has a Sesshoumaru plushie (which she carries everywhere), two other stuffed dogs (a poodle and a pug) that she named Ah and Un, and this new pink dog named Jaken. All she needs now is something to call Rin and she'll have all of the Sesshoumaru gang. "Why didn't she just name the pink dog Rin?" you ask? Because it's a boy as dubbed by her so she couldn't possibly name it Rin. ... Oh sister of mine, if you are reading this, please get over your obsession with Sesshoumaru. He's not real.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

   HAPPY FATHERS DAY!

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series That is all.

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Friday, June 16, 2006

I Just Had To Put Up These Pics

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series

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   Ed=Naruto?

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Have you ever noticed that Edward Elric and Uzumaki Naruto are very similar? 1)Blonde hair 2)Male 3)Get angry when anyone comments about their height (or lack there of) 4)Powerful 5)Not so good pasts 6)Love Ramen 7)Always running into trouble 8)Got some strange superiors I think we have found another pair of anime twins.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

   Yes, I'm the real Shady...

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Hi, I just got to Florida last night after being on the road for 2 days. When my dad and my stepmom came to pick us up, we had to drive up to Michigan first because she had an interview. But that's okay, I'm here now and that's all that matters. We listened to talk radio most of the time and this one guy was really funny. It was pretty interesting to listen to with all the stuff they were talking about. Well, I won't be contributing any more e-cards while I'm down here since this is not my computer that I'm using. Therefore I have no access to all my pics and stuff. Also, I won't be contributing any fan art that I know of so...yeah. Anyways, that's all I have to say for now. Later!

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