Monday, June 5, 2006

   Monkey

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series One of my friends thinks Shikira dances like a monkey...don't ask... Anyways, I haven't been oh here in a while but at the moment I'm at my friends house on her laptop...you know who you are. Anyways, It's finnaly the summer and it's hot here. But it's going to get hotter since I'm going to florida this upcoming weekend. HOT HOT HOT TOO HOT!!! Oh well, I'll have to get used to it. Anyways, my sis got an x box with ddr for an early b-day present so we were playing it for like 12 hours straight. The next day the back of my calf was hurting so bad that I could hardly walk on it. I was limping around the house and it was horrible. Oh well. Other than that nothing exciting has happened to me. So I bid you farewell. See ya later.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

   Hi

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Hi, I know I haven't updated in a while but hey, what can a girl do. I added some more e-cards and this time they're not all for fun. I do get serious sometimes....What? You don't believe me? Fine, be that way. Anyway, I have a three day weekend but my mother wants to do spring cleaning. Fun. We're gonna scrub the whole house down. All our bedrooms, both bathrooms, the kitchen, and the living room. Woopee. I'm gonna miss all my favorite shows on Toonami for the third week in a row (so behind). But I did buy some new manga and my g-pa got back from southeast asia. He brought me back some chopsticks that are so freaking awsome! He also bought some computer software so that I can make my own anime and better manga. I'm so happy!! Next week we have exams again. Fortunatley it's the last week of school but that doesn't make things better. I might get a part-time job this summer as well as a junior counselor at camp but not quite sure yet. Also, if I have time, I'm gonna change myOtaku site so, yeah. Well, that's about it. Later.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

   Just some random stuff

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Thanks to The Joke Closet Alcohol Warnings The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles...such as: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. * Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. * Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-wives are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. * Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. * Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. * Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. * Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "literally disappear". DON'T DO DRUGS!!! Just some random articles From the Honolulu Advertiser more than 20 years ago as printed in Ann Landers, Sunday, April 7, 1996, (slightly rephrased): Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis Team after its tour of Communist China. The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.** Our correspondent in Poland reports that Wojciech Jaruzelski, Tadeusz Mazowiecki and Lech Walesa met in a summit conference, and the only thing that they could agree on was that George Bush has a funny name. From the SF Chronicle, Herb Caen's column** An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became frustrated with his personal computer, pulled out a gun and shot it. The computer, located in the man's home office, had four bullets holes in its hard drive and one in the monitor. Police evacuated the man's townhouse complex, contacted the irate PC owner by phone, and persuaded him to come out. "We don't know if it wouldn't boot up or what," says one of the police officers at the scene. St. Petersburg Times - July 20, 1997** Thanks to Basicjokes.com **Bumper Stickers** *I don't question your existence - GOD* *Next time you think you're perfect... ...try walking on water* *Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.* *Come the rapture can I have your car?* *It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.* *If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?* *Jesus. Don't leave earth without him.* *Eve was framed.* *Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?* *We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?* *All generalizations are false, including this one.* *"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.* *I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!* *We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.* *Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.* *Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.* *If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.* *The Earth Is Full -- Go Home* *This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me* *Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult* *The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name* *Illiterate? Write For Help* *Honk If Anything Falls Off* *He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit* *Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?* *It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now* *I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere* *Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.* *Boldly Going Nowhere* *Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends* *How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?* *Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!* *I souport publik edekasion* *Mediocrity thrives on standardization.* *I is a college student.* *Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.* *Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?* *Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.* *Too many freaks, not enough circuses.* * I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.* *Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.* *If I throw a stick, will you leave?* *You! Off my planet!* *I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.* My voicemail message Psychiatric Hotline Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. I hope these made you laugh. I sure thought they were funny.

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Friday, May 12, 2006

   "Your sick." she says "You should stay home from school." she says...

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Yeah, I stayed home from school today. There goes my perfect attendance record. Now I have to make up all the stupid school work I missed. I hate sicknesses!! Didn't you get enough of me as a child!! Haven't I been sick enough for ya!!! Blast you! Blast you all the way to heck!!! ... Anyways, I slept all day so I guess that was an upside. Oh, I'm not sure if I've told you guys this yet but I have some freaky stalker that keeps calling me and telling me that "the darkness awaits you". My sister says it's some cult that thinks I'm their leader. Also my friend Ralf says he thinks he knows who it is. Well poo dogs to them. My sister got in a fight with them yesterday and it was soo funny! You see, she told them that her and her cult were going to stalk them. So they said that she was squishy. Then my sister said that only guys get squishy. So they said that she should know because she has a very large penis. Thats when my sister grabed the phone from me and yelled some stuff at them then hung up and threw the phone to the ground. I was laughing so much after that. Me and my friend are thinking of having a "Frikin Chicken Chunks Anime Challenge" towards the end of the school year. We're going to order tons of the different spicy chicken chunks from Frickers and stay up for 24 hours watching nothing but anime. We're going to the library or the video store to check out the entire InuYasha series and any other anime we can. We're thinking of doing this the weekend before finals so we're so tired through them all. It's going to be so fun. My grandpa went back to southeast asia yesterday for his job. He flies there alot. I wonder what he's bringing back this time? Also, I make a whole bunch of e-cards this week but I left them on a disk at my house so that sucks. I'm gonna have to wait untill next week to put them on here. I had some mothers day ones as well so they're gonna be late for the holiday considering that it's this sunday. Speaking of mothers day, my mom bought an icecream maker for herself for mothers day and we tested it out some random day this week. We made strawberry icecream and it turned out pretty good. Of course I couldn't help do anything because of this stupid sickness so I just watched. Well, that's enough of my rantings don't you think. So I shall stop typing and go do someother random thing. Ja ne!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

   From School Again

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series I have a cold...it sucks... Anyway, at the moment I'm supposed to be working on a persuasive essay for english class but I'm too lazy so I'm here typing. This sunday me and my friends went to Kings Island and on sunday I woke up with a sore throught from all the screaming I did. My mom tricked me into going on Flight of Fear and we had to wait in line for an hour. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I also got onto Delirium and I screamed so much and thats why my trought hurts. Now I have to take stupid Dayquil for my cold. It must be from going on the Congo Falls ride right before we left the park. We all were so wet and it was so cold and we had to stay wet and cold for the whole ride back. It was an hour back so I guess the wetness got to me. Today in first period some kid that we call Chocolate Boy (don't ask) was out by the light by our school and was trying to get a ride I guess. He was out there tapping on car windows and having his thumb out. Then when the road was clear he ran across the street and made a run for it. Our whole class was by the window watching him out there and they called the police to search for him. He seriously has some sort of problems. I think they said he has a mental disorder. Well, thats all I'm going to right for now.

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

   Bohemian Polka

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Hi! At the moment I'm listening to Weird Al's Bohemian Polka. I love this song! It makes me happy. Anyway, not much has happened in my life lately. I did get to talk to one of my friends that I haven't talked to in a while. (Gallaleo! *gallaleo!* Gallaleo! *gallaleo!* Gallaleo figaro! *magnifico!!*) ...I couldn't help myself... Anyways, I also figured out that one of my friends is moving to North Carollina!TT_TT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'll never see her again!!!! Also, I finnaly went to a site one of my friends found- ChuckNorrisFacts.com. All the different facts are so funny. For example "On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun." and "Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking." It makes this Amber happy as well. Um...Also I read Death by Dubbing by LS and I was laughing to tears.(heh...heh...they made Koga a girl..."Girl Power!") Well, that's all I have to say for now.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

   Gags And More

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Yesterday, my sister and I decided to paint our nails but the room wasn't well vitilated so my head and stomach hurt from breathing the fumes. I was laying all over the place because I felt so sick and dead. I could hardly walk and felt like I was going to vomit. We now decided that the next time we decide to paint our nails we're doing it outside. Well, that was my yesterday. _________ This morning I submitted the fan art I was talking about in an earlier post. I think they turned out very well. That's all I have to say.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

   'Sup My Home Skillet Biscuits

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Not much has happened in the last week... Well, next week my schools concert band goes to district contest on friday and it will be the first one that I've gone to. Bad thing is that I don't remember where it is and my g-ma wants to come watch. Good thing is that I finished another fan art that I will submit. It's an InuYasha comic that I recently finneshed. Also I did a pic of Gaara as a panda that my mom thinks is really cute, and she hates anime. Umm...At the moment I'm listening to random anime songs (Dearest: I, My, Me Strawberry Eggs now) and my favorite is Baka Survivor from Bo-bobo. Have any of you ever heard it? Well, it makes this Amber happy. Oh, and this week one of my friends lent me a tape he recorded of Perfect Hair Forever. Now that show is...special...in it's own way. Well, happy belated Easter and all that other crap.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

   Katamare Information

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Huzza! At last, I found a pic that shows up on my site! ... Also my mom took my sister and I shoping for shorts *gags*. I we happen to dislike shorts very much so we were difficult shopers. Our mom didn't want us down in florida wearing jeans in "broiling hot temperatures" so she forced us to shop for shorts. In the end we didn't even buy a pair of shorts. We ended up shoping at three different stores and spending at least (and this is a rounded number) $300 which is more than I've ever spent in one day on clothes. I mean, I spend more than that a year on manga probably. Anyways, we bought some cool new outfits though from Old Navy, Rave (now lola), and Meijer (they had a sale!!). Also, we saw the new Ice Age movie. It's pretty good so if you're planning on seeing it you should. I had yesterday off too, so that was swell. Ummm...In two weeks my schools band is going to a competition and we had a trumpet sectional on thursday. Since only six of us showed up our band director cut all of the ones that didn't come out of one of our songs! Tis special, yes? Oh yeah, I also started reading DNAngel. My sister has the first two books and now I want to read the rest. The little rabbit thing Wiz is my favorite and he is so funny in the second book when Daisuke teaches him to speak. That made my day. Well, that is all I say for now. Bye!

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Saturday, April 8, 2006

DDR

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Also, I got to play DDR for the first time last week! It was so fun! But once I got off some other people got on and became machine hogs so I couldn't get back on because they just kept putting more and more coins in. And being the person I am I didn't want to be rude and tell them to get off so I just let them have it and went on with my life. Also it was my grandmas birthday! She turned 56 but she also got sick on her birthday so that's not a good thing. O well.

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