Friday, March 24, 2006

   Great Tasting Marshmallow Burger

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Guess what. I bought a burger made of marshmallows. I have yet to eat it but it's really soft and smells fruity. Also my grandma now likes Hot Topic....that sounded special. Well, today is the first official day of spring break so I have next week all off. I was going to go to Florida but I think my mom disaproved of the idea. My parents are divorced and my dad lives in florida, but my mom hates my dad so it was a no go. *bites into burger* This thing tastes funny along with it's smell! ///_X Why does the marshmallo curse me so T_T ? Oh well. Happy spring break to all who have it at this time. And remember, make good choices this spring break and wear your belt.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Eiji's My Samurai

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Dead body

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Guess what! My friend just IMed me this story: okeyday oh today at school...I was not there but christina J is on the phone with me and she told me they found an abandoned car in the back parking lot at sva and then they searched the woods and there was a dead body(dead serious)(bad pun) lol but CJ said that thier was 2 sherif cars and 4 squad cars and a helicopter...and stuff...they wouldn't let any one outside in the back....oh and HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY!!!! I know it souns horrible but I just had to miss the dead body! All the cool stuff happens when I leave. Oh yeah, I lost my naruto wristband at school this week. I was really depressed the day I lost it but I feel better now. Also we had the OGT's this week. But since I'm a freshman we had to take a practice OGT to get us ready for next year. Oh well.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

   Naruto Bands

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Konnichi wa! Tonight I went to the mall with my sister and grandma. We originally only wanted to go to the book store but we ended up in Hot Topic and guess what? I bought a wrist band with the Konohagakure Village symbol on it! I feel so happy! Next time I'm going to buy the head band just to spite one of my friends who doesn't own one! But for now I have to rub the writs band in Ally's face because now both Rafael and I own one and she doesn't. Then once I buy the head band Raf is going to be so mad but I am going to be so happy!...Okay, I know it's not the nicest thing to say but it's all in good fun. Anyway, you notice that I have changed the layout of my site to Kikumaru Eiji. Why you ask? Becuse he's now on the top of my favorite character list. Eiji is an awsome character from Prince of Tennis. Isn't his chibi just precious! Well, now I must go. I can't really type and watch Toonami at the same time. Syonara! ~TAFKAA~

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Friday, March 10, 2006

   Another Mommy E-mail (do you guys even really want to read all my e-mails?)

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series TWENTY ONE reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when does are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? English is a Crazy Language Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another. Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? (horseless and strapless) Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? (unsung and unrequited) Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? (discombobulated - disgruntled - unruly - impeccable) And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up an essay or a speech, I end it. You can blow something to smithereens. Have you ever seen one smithereen? --Source Unknown and finally "If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?"

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Thursday, March 9, 2006

   Yo-ha Bro-ha: Writting from the school

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Hi again! I havn't written anything lately because my computer is a three headed demon dog. So here I am typing on one of the school computers. Anyway, not much has happened. I mean, yeah, I've done stuff but nothing major....Oh yeah!! I remember something I found out about a week ago. I got third place in LS's writting contest! I was so excited when I found out but my sister wasn't on the happy side when she found out because she entered the contest also. Oh well, tuff luck to her. Well, in english we are reading Romeo and Juliet and the last half of the last scene is our homework but you know, we're already past all the important suff. Juliet "died", Romeo though she was really dead so he kills himself, Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo dead so she kills herself. Its like those everyday love stories. Boy meets girl, they fall in love, they both die...okay so it's not so everyday but you get the general idea. Well, I'm out of stuff to type so I bid you adure or however you spell it. ~TAFKAA~ ///_^

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Rock Lee

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Gasp! I found a pic of Rock Lee WITHOUT the bowl cut! It reminds me of Eiji Kikumaru from Prince of Tennis! Unfortunately I can't find it on the internet. I only have it in my Shonen Jump magazine...oh wait. I think I just found it. ...okay, maybe not. Let's try this one more time. (hunts for pic)...here we go. ...success at last! Yep, that's what he used to look like before he got the bowl cut. I think it looks better.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Instead, when the band practises for the contest

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series ...sorry. My neighbor wanted me to go watch a Japanese music video about steak. It was quite...special to say the least. Anyways, instead, when the band practises for the contes I will be helping one of the other band directors with stuff. I would have gone to study hall but today he told me that Mr. Miller said I could help him with stuff instead of sitting in study hall if I wanted to. So I did. And that's about it for now, unless I think of something else I want to say.

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   Happy Late Presidents Day

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series Happy belated Presidents Day to all who care. I know I havn't written in a while so here I am to recap. Let's see...Well, on Presidents Day I made a Japanese Vegitable Curry which tasted awsome with rice. I found out that King of Hell is a Korean manga and rebuked my AP for giving me such a thing to read (no offence to all koreans). I made a new favorite anime character to add to my list; Kikumaru Eiji from Prince of Tennis. I found a new favorite song in an AMV. Also student lead conferences are tonight so I gotta go to those things. That's about it in a nut shell. I'm in band, for those who don't know, and next Saturday we have competitions which I'm not going to. "Why?" you ask? Well, since I'm a Seventh Day Adventist we believe that the seventh day (saturday) is the sabbath and that's when we go to church. Therefore no competition for this Amber. Fortunately my band teacher understands this and is not going to lower my grade (domo arigatou Mr. Bates!) Instead, when the band practises for the contest...hold on...

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Monday, February 13, 2006

My Mother (another e-mail from my mom)

"How many 'n''s are there in 'Funk'?" -Gaara of the Funk; Naruto: The Abridged Series 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" ? She got her wish!!!!!

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