Friday, April 16, 2004

Please tell me if i should put it on fanfiction.net...And noormal feedback is always nice!

Prologue
Ichi: Hello and welcome to my newest fanfic Dear Haruka. It’s a parody of a play my friend and I are doing at school only with a few of our favorite anime characters! We hope you like!

(Capital letters mean that they are singing…not yelling unless after small letters)

Disclaimer: Ok lots of the songs may be the same because they are hard to remake and since it’s a parody much of the dialog may stay the same…PLEASE DON’T SUE!!!!! Dear Edwina, the original one, belongs to Goldrich & Heisler…Also Ayako and I do not own any of the anime and manga characters in this parody or any other story we write. We do though own Kyle and Haruka.

Ichi: First of all…We must introduce our cast. Ayako, bring ‘em on out!
Ayako: *drags all the anime characters and two random people out*

Hiei: What are we doing here…Last I remember was being asleep on Ichigo’s couch.
Sora: Yeah and Ayako and I were watching Yami Bakura chase crows…
Ryou (Tokyo Mew Mew): This is weird…
Yusuke: You can say that again…
Rinku: This is weird…

Tea: Where are we?
Serenity and Joey: No Idea.

Ichi: Now to introduce all of the rolls!

Edwina: Will be played by our original character Haruka Toriyama
Scott: Hiei
Becky: Kairi
Kelli: Tea
Lars: Sora
Billy: Joey
Cordell: Serenity
Bobby: Yami
Annie: Keiko
Katie: Rinku (we changed the character to a guy)
Myra: Yukina
Joe: Touya
Susie: Ichigo (not me from Tokyo Mew Mew)
Napkins: Other Mews Mews
Johnny: Yusuke
Queen of Boola Boola: Koenma
Aphrodite: Kaiba (snicker snicker)
Aristotle: Mokuba
Abagail: Ryou Bakura
Abagail’s Brother: Yami Bakura
Uncle Vladimir: Karasu
Chef Ludmilla: Kurama
Mabel: Some random guy we hired off the street named Kyle
Lola: Some random chick we hired off the street named Lola
Ziggy: Jin
Carrie: Yugi
Frank: Akito Hayama
Frank’s Ma: Genkai
Periwinkle: Uh...A little kid named Periwinkle Hurgen Burgen Yurrgenson

Fairy Forkmother and Mary Sue Betty Bob: Ayako Shirogane
Harry and Farmer Jerry: Ichi Urameshi

Talent Scout: Marik Ishtar

Hiei: Why in seven hells am I Scott…How the hell am I Scott? I’m not some Happy-Go-Lucky Fairy boy!
Ichi: Well, it was a choice between you or Sora…
Hiei: And?
Ayako: We flipped a coin…
Hiei: O.O are you serious?!!!! Do I really have to sing that awful song?
Ichi and Ayako: Yes. Yes you do…
Hiei: NOOOO!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming* Your ruining my image you stupid humans!
Ichi: Would you rather have been Chef Ludmilla?
Kurama: Yes, I’m not exactly happy about that…
Ayako: *huggles Kurama* don’t worry Kurama…It won’t be sooo bad…^__^
Kurama: Uh…right…
Ichi: I say that we should get started! Haruka! It’s show time!
Haruka: Yippee!!!

Ch.1
IF YOU NEED TO WALK YOUR DOG IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, SORA WILL WALK YOUR DOG FOR A VERY SMALL FEE.
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING COOL IN WALLA WALLA WASHIGTON, TEA’S LEMONADE STAND MAKES A NICE ICE TEA.
IF YOU NEED A BABYSITTER KAIRI’S RIGHT ON HAND
YUKINA GIVES PIANO LESSONS ON HER BABY GRAND
BUT IF YOU NEED ADVICE IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON THERE’S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO!
EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON, LIVE FROM THE GARAGE. AT THE DEAR HARUKA SHOW!

*walks out of her garage*
Haruka: People, people! Where are my people! I’ve got all of Walla Walla, Washington on my front lawn expecting to see a show in ten minutes!
*stomps off back into her garage*

EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, WE ALL DROP WHAT WE’RE DOING AND WE JOIN THE CAST
WE SING FOR ALL THE FOLKS IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON
SERENITY: SOMETIMES SHE GETS BOSSY BUT WE HAVE A BLAST!
KID 1: I MAKE ALL THE COSTUMES
KID 2: I MAKE ALL THE SETS
KID 3: I SHOUT ALL THE LINES THAT HARUKA FORGETS!

AND IF YOU NEED ADVICE IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, JUST LISTEN FOR THE HORN TO BLOW!
EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON, LIVE FROM THE GARAGE, AT THE DEAR HARUKA SHOW!

KID 4: WHY SHOULD WE LISTEN TO HARUKA?
KID 5: WHO SAYS HER ADVICE IS COOL?
KID 6: ALL THESE DANCES ARE A GRIND!
KAIRI: BUT WE ALL SHOULD KEEP IN MIND THAT IT SURE BEATS HEARTLESS HUNTING!
EVERYONE: O.O
KAIRI: I MEAN SUMMER SCHOOL!

SO IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, LOOKING HIGH AND LOW FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO.
YOU CAN OPEN UP A MAP OF WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON
GO TO 427 BIRCHWOOD AVENUE

THERE’LL BE MUSIC THERE’LL BE DANCING THERE’LL BE LAUGHS AND MORE!
KEIKO: MY MOM MADE A LOT OF COOKIES!
TEA: LEMONADE WILL POUR!

AND IF YOU NEED ADVICE IN WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, THERE’S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO!
EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON, LIVE FROM THE GARAGE, AT THE DEAR HARUKA SHOW!



*Haruka walks in*

Haruka: HELLO everybody! Places for showtime! Am I talking to a wall here? I said PLACES!!!!
*all the kids scatter to get into their places*
Kairi: I’m ready, Haruka.
Haruka: Well that makes one of us. Tea can you please stay in line with the others?
*practicing Ballet*
Tea: Is…it…MY FAULT…that I have such high extension?
*Tea continues to practice Ballet*
Haruka: Aggh! Sora! Back in line! Tea, watch Kairi’s head! ...And what the heck are you staring at?

Hiei: *paying no attention*
Haruka: Ahem! And what the heck are YOU STARING AT HIEI?!
Hiei: I’m not saying it!
Ichi: You’d better or no sweet snow for a month!

Hiei: *with a look of disgust* Your…*gulp* Beautiful when your angry!
Haruka: I can’t talk to you right now. I’m late for a very important meeting with my set designers, lighting designers and producers.
*runs off stage*
ICHI! AYAKO!

*back stage*
Hiei: What was the point of saying that line if she runs off?
Ayako: Because that’s just how it works!
Ichi: Yup! Yup!

*onstage*
Kid 1: What’s with her?
Kid 2: Don’t you remember? Today is the day HE’s coming.
Kid 3: Who’s “he”?
Kid 4: Who’s “he?”!?! The talent scout from the Advice-A-Palooza Festival.
Kid 5: Advice-A-Palooza Festival?
Kid 6: It’s only the biggest advice-giving conventions EVER!
Kid 7: I thought only famous people were allowed in the Advice-A-Palooza Festival?

Tea: Didn’t you here? Due to Dr. Ichigaki’s last minute cancellation, there’s one spot left. And they may fill it with local talent!
*cheering*
Kairi: That’s us!
*practicing dance moves, and swinging around his keyblade*
Sora: *hits wall* Ow…
Tea: That’s some…of us.
*returns*
Haruka: Ok, everbody! I guess we’re ready…*falls to her knees* Oh, please, please, please don’t let anything go wrong today! *gets up and brushes herself off* Well, I guess there’s nothing else to say but, break a leg everybody! So…BREAK A LEG EVERYBODY! OR TWO…MAYBE AN ARM…
*Tea and Sora practicing dance moves. Sora trips over Tea*
Sora: Holy crap!
Everyone: O.O
Ichi: SORA THAT’S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
Sora: Crap! I mean…Aaaaugh!
Tea: Get off me you klutzy freak!
Kairi: Hey don’t call my Sora a freak!
Ayako: YOUR SORA?!!! Uh-uh…That’s it you and me outside right now-
Ichi: *hits everyone with her plastic hammer* FOLLOW THE DARN SCRIPT YOU IDIOTS!
Everyone: Yes master…
Ichi: Ok back to the show!

*Tea and Sora re-do this part*
Sora: Aaaugh!
Tea: Get off me you klutz!
Haruka: What happened?
Sora: My ankle! Darn it! I sprained my ankle!
Keiko: Oh good! I got my Girl Scout first aid patch last week!
Sora: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Keiko: I know CPR too!
*trying to crawl away*
Sora: HELP!!!!
Haruka: Oh, great just perfect! This just had to happen on the day the talent scout is coming! Where are we ever going to get a last minute replacement? *sob*

*Ding dong*
Haruka: *still sobbing*
*DING DONG*
*Yami enters*
Yami: Hi I’m Yami your new next door neighbor. We just moved here from Domino City…
Haruka: Great can you sing?
Yami: Uh…
Haruka: Can you dance?
Yami: Well…
Haruka: You’ll learn!
Yami: I can duel!
Haruka: That won’t help…
Yami: Well…I just came to uh…drop off these brownies from my Grandpa.
*kids carrying Sora off*
Sora: Make me proud kiddo! You’re going out there the new kid on the block and you’re coming back a star!
*hugging Sora*
Haruka: Be brave Sora!
*holding out arms for a hug*
Hiei: I…ugh! Do I really have to say this?
Haruka: Look just do this or-
Ichi: No ice cream for you!
Hiei: Alriight…I stubbed my toe Haruka!
*Ignores Hiei*
Yami: Well, I heard there was a kid who lived here that was 6 years younger than me.
Haruka: You must be thinking of my brother Rinku. He’s at the Dark Tournament in Makai.
Yami: Oh, well…I heard that we were moving next door to the best Ice Sculpters(please don't ask)in town. Do you give lessons?
Haruka: You...must be thinking of my sister Yukina. I’m sure you can talk to her after the show.
Yami: I see…I heard about another-
Haruka: My brother...Touya...
Yami: Uh…Then who are you?
Haruka: I’m Haruka Toriyama, advice-giver extraordinaire. Perhaps you’ve heard of me.
Yami: Not…really…
Haruka: Would you like to be in our show?
Yami: No thanks…
Haruka: No thanks necessary! *grabs Yami* Now Yami…We’ll just get you started on the big tap dance number and…*idea* You can’t eat fire by any chance can you?


Yami: O.O FIRE?!!

Tea: Gee, Haruka…can’t you see…that…He doesn’t want to do it?
Haruka: Well a little stage fright never hurt anybody.
*Yami starts shaking*
Haruka: Oh…just forget it…HOLD THE CURTAIN! ...Take five everyone. I’ll try to think about what to do…
Yami: Gosh, this is really important to you, isn’t it?
Haruka: You couldn’t possibly understand…

HARUKA: WHEN RINKU’S GOOD IN BATTLE HE GETS A BIG GOLD MEDAL, THAT’S TACKED UP ON MY FAMILIES FRIGIDAIRE.
AND AT EVERY ICE SCULPTING CONTEST, TOUYA AND YUKINA TAKE THE PRIZE, ON THE FREEZER THERE ARE RIBBONS EVERYWHERE…
AND I’M PROUD TO BE THEIR SISTER, BUT IT REALLY MAKES ME BLUE,
THAT THERE ISN’T ANY PRIZE FOR TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO.
EXCEPT AN INVITATION TO KALAMAZOO…

Yami: Kalamazoo?
Haruka: Home of the world famous Kalamazoo Advice-a-Palooza festival. Do you know what an invitation means Yami?
Yami: No…
Haruka: A chance to finally be where I belong…

HARUKA: UP ON THE FRIDGE IS WHERE I WANT TO BE, JUST LIKE RINKU AND YUKINA AND TOUYA
THERE’S A WHITE PLASTIC MAGNET THAT’S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE, WHERE MY NEW INVITATION CAN GO.
AND THEN EVERY MORNING I’LL OPEN THE DOOR
GET SOME OJ OR MILK AND I’LL SEE WHAT I’VE DREAMED OF AND WISHED FOR AND HOPED FOR AND PRAYED FOR A PRIZE THAT BELONGS TO ME!
MY PARENTS ARE PROUD BUT THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND…YOU CAN’T HOLD A PAT ON THE BACK IN YOUR HAND…
BUT UP ON THE FRIDGE HOW I LONG FOR THE DAY, I CAN POINT TO THE DOOR AND SAY GEE!
THERE’S RINKU AND YUKINA, AND YUKINA, AND YUKINA…
AND TOUYA AND RINKU AND TOUYA AND ME!
*Yami looks around debating on what to do*
Yami: Well…What’s everyone standing around for? IT’S SHOWTIME!
*Haruka cheers then gives Yami a great big hug. Hiei stares at them longingly. The kids all take their places*

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