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Thursday, January 1, 2004


the cc plots against me!
ever since the frightful night of 14/12/03, the raoches have been after me in full force. every day after that a cc truper attacks me when i least expect it. my kitchen has been newly dubbed as area 52, thats where the cockroach headquarters are. they come after me in waves, usualy 3. i was swimming in the pool and a monster raoch tried to drown me, but i killed it with the pool net, after having a heart attack. then another almost bit my arm off when i was in the pool room, trying to turn on the spa motor. just as i thoungt i was safe the general of the cc ambushed me in the kitchen, he stared into my eyes with hatered. his feelers where postioned toward me, he was the biggest of the lot. he plunged him self from the cupboard at me, he had to have leaped about 3m into the air. but before he could get me, i let out i screach and bolted out of the kitchen.i then armed my self with antibacterial clean green spray(it was the only thing i coud find at the time, i have a feeling the cc hid the insect spray from me.) i then squirted the kitchen and i think i might have even killed the general roach. but a new general was elected after the failer of the old one, and there is still a conspirisy against me. why dont they go after my brother instead, why me, why do they only ever run into my room.
i cant retriet downstairs, then the spider bregade will get me. i am glad they are only ever seen in summer.
oh well
chow

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