How Stereotypical You Are... |
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]? | once a year maybe |
Do you party a lot? How often? | no |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | no |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | what word? |
Do you skip classes? How often? | phffffffft, no |
Do you have casual sex? Protected? | no |
Do you steal? | only from my brother |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | i dont think i do |
Do you drool over celebrities? | phffffffffffft, hell no |
Do you watch a lot of TV? | yes |
Do you ever watch the News? | yes |
Do you even care about world issues? | yes and no |
Do you read books often? | NO |
Are you failing a lot of your classes? | not yet |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | no |
Do you smoke cigarettes? | no, thats just sick |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | yes |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | no |
Do you cuss a lot? | yes and no |
Are you desperate to fit in? | no |
Are you intelligent? | it depends who you ask |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick? | yuk |
Black eyeliner? | yes |
Black eyeshadow? | no |
Black trenchcoat? | no |
Black boots? | not yet |
Black fishnets? | haha, im not a wierdo |
Black nail polish? | no |
Cigarettes? | no way hozay |
Heavy metal music? | yes and no |
Marilyn Manson? | no |
Kittie? | who? |
Cradle of Filth? | Who the hall are they? |
Constant frown and perpetual angst? | no |
Do you like to be seen as | me |
Are you an intellectual? | like before, it depends who you ask |
An atheist? | no |
Horrible home life? | no way |
Hopelessly depressed? | no |
Suffering with suicidal idealations? | phffffffft, no |
Self-mutilation? | ouch! no way |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid? | .......wha |
Big black boots? | not yet |
Mohawk? | haha, not in my life time! |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | only on my ears |
Loud, confident and opinionated? | it deends on the situation |
Wild hair colors? | no |
NOFX? | wha |
Rancid? | ......haha, wtf |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | meh |
A | .......what the heck am i supposed to write? |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ? | the last i checked.....149......but IQ tests suck |
Do you watch a lot of sports? | no |
Play a lot of sports? | not anymore |
Talk a lot about sports? | no |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | no |
Are you arrogant? | no way |
Are you a male or female whore? | im not a whore you jackass |
Are you homophobic? | meh, i dont think so |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | thats just mean |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | not really |
Boobs = yes? | what the hell |
Parties = yes? | boring |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | loser |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | not really |
Have you ever been on a diet? | no |
How much did you lose? | 0 |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | like i said, i dont go on diets |
Make yourself throw up? | sis man |
Make-up? | not really |
Low-cut tops? | i dont think so |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | why the hell should i tell you |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | no |
Giggle a lot? | yes |
What's the deal with boys? | most of them are gay |
Thongs? | ok, this has two meaning, i dont wear G strings |
Pretty bras? | not really |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | yawn |
Who's the weaker sex? | boys |
Are you a feminist? | not really |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | he is so OLD |
How often do you shave your legs? | meh, every 2nd day if i feel like it |
How about your armpits? | meh, same i guess |
Are you emotional? | not really |
Especially when on your period? | meh, how am i supposed to know |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance? | originality |
Independence or Companionship? | independence |
Stability or Freedom? | freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal? | personal |
Introvert or Extrovert? | introvert some days, extrovert others |
Popularity or Isolation? | popularity i guess |
Unique or Loved? | unique |
Understood or Individual? | individual |
You or Them? | you |
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