Sunday, April 9, 2006

   over it
i'm NOT sleepy...i had a nap today...and i know i said i was gonna stop posting about KH2 but just one more thing.
NO ONE HAD BEATEN SEPHIROTH. seriously, every faq i read said once you beat him you get such and such, or it's a tough fight so don't get hit...are you serious.
also i have a question, how many of you guys have catch phrases.
i have a couple i say atleast once a day.

1.kill yourself(i say this when someone says something unbelieveable...for example the world is going to explode...it's pretty much the same as omg shut up).

2.Question-"brandon whats your favorite food"/What did you have for dinner last night". Answer-"SOULS"

3.ooh i hope you don't die(i usually say this after someone says something like i had two pepsi's at lunch or i just hit that wall).

4.ooh your gonna die(same as above)

5.hara kiri(same as kill yourself only a little more extreme.)

6.slap yourself(when someone says something stupid like is the beef from a cow?)

7.i say this one a couple of different ways depending on how i feel. parish, just perish, would you perish, i wish you would perish, perish okay...just perish.(this is pretty much the last step in the kill yourself catch phrases(Kill yourself being just a funny way of saying shut up, harakiri being away of saying i wish you would leave me alone, and perish is a way of saying i wish the large angry moose would come and trample on your head).

8.step your life up(when someone is doing nothing at all when they should be, like usually in school when we have a group assignment and theres that one person that doesn't do anything...say step your life up)

9.step your existance up(an upgrade from step your life up, this is for use in an everyday situation when a person never does anything i.e. a dead beat dad)

10.i really do hate you, seriously...i hate you with the white hot intensity of every planet's sun that has ever existed in every galaxy and universe ever in the history of god.

and the worst one ever.

11.you will die the most horrible, most terrible, most painful, most unimaginable death ever as long as i exist the only solace you will get is icy torrent that is the onset of death and the crippling realization that your soul is to be eternally damned in the company of satan...i have to go now...have a nice day.

so there they are, my main catch phrases...i think you'd be surprised to know how often use the dreaded number eleven.
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