Thursday, May 12, 2005

Officially Snickering
I just found the FUNNIEST FMA AMV... It was 'The Alchemists Who Don't Do Anything', based on the song "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" by Relient K.

If you've never run across this AMV, here's the lyrics to the song, I highly recommend looking this AMV up at animemusicvideos.org.

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" by Relient K

"we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything"

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

My Mommy Made Me a Pot!
Well, I think it's a pot... Oh, wait, its a vase. A very wide mouthed vase...

But it's really nice. And it's a really pretty color too. I wish I had a digicam so I could post a picture of it. It's kind of chalky periwinkle blue, with earthy speckles. We have a set of bowls that match, they're really cool.

Oh, and for any of you who care, the second chapter to my fic shoudl be up by sunday....maybe... it all kinda depends....

And it looks as though we're moving to my Da's this summer. Cally is too expensive, and my step father is running out of work, and the stress is starting to get to him. He's a paranoid schizophrentic, (officialy diagnosed and all that jazz) so hopefully a vacation will do him good.

After that... who knows. We might go to Idaho, Arkanzas, maybe even Canada. I'd like to see Canada...

All the same, I'd rather not move at all, but that's being kind of selfish...


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ACK What day is it? What's today!?
Excuse me while i melt into a happly little puddle of goo. It's the tenth. Of May. 2005.

He asked me out....

Ok, so he didn't mean 'out' out like 'date' out....

But hey! A girl can dream can't she?
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

"Yesterday I got so old..."
So I went bowling with Thugmarg, Tallest, Jovial Jones (stares dreamily off into the distance...), Yodc, The Flaming Pigeon, Monstermidgit, and other people who don't have screennames...

I was the oldest one there, except for the chaperone. Do you know how old that makes one feel!?
And the worst part-I'm probably the least mature out of all of them.

So not only am I old, I'm not even mature to make up for it!

And it didn't help that just the day before I'd completely rotted my brains out on Ranma 1/2...

Old, Immature, Braindead. Yeah. that's me...

Oh, so anyway, we went to C(name censcored)'s house to watch PotO sleep over, and I completely forgot it was saturday (silly me thinking it was friday again) and that I had to get up at a decent hour the next day...and then C- started SNORING! And THEN-when I was finally able to accept the noise as just part of the background ambiance-SHE STOPPED SNORING!

My poor addled brain didn't know what to do with that...

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Sunday, May 8, 2005

Okay, okay...
You might want to say that a little louder Dragonnova I don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND!

All right, okay, YES; I like Ramna 1/2. >_<

Just for that, I'm not posting the next chapter till the end of this week! ;P (Providing it's done by then...)
It's giving me some trouble. Well...sortof... I'm debating being really (really REALLY) mean...

But thsn you so so so so so so so SO much for the review, 'Liss! Somebody luvs me!
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005

Whelp.
I love that word...whelp. I think I'm going to use it in a story...
Hmm.
Well. Chapter two of my fic is giving me some trouble, but it should be done by sunday maybe. Not that anyone is going to bother reading it.
OH! I'm going in for my GED test next weekend. *does the happy fuzzy pickle dance* I'm so exited!
Why are you all staring? What-it can't be THAT big of a surprise I dropped out of High School. Can it?
I'm smart, I'm talanted, I'm gorgeous, I'm totally being sarcastic...
In the immortal words of Medabee:

Dude. I rock.

Really though, I'm in no way encouraging anyone to drop out of school. School is important. Unfortunantly I was more interested in getting an actual education than a diploma (my high school wasn't really big on the 'educational' part of education y'know?), so I skipped the last half of my Junior year and all of my Senior year and just went to college instead.
You gotta love Community College. If you have the moolah they hafta take you-regardless of grades, reliability, purple antannae...

Well, I have to get back to my Pet Shop of Horrors fic.

Chihuahuas UNITE!!!


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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

My First Fanfiction...
Ok, so it isn't the first fanfic I've ever done... But it is the first fanfic I've ever posted...

Now, I'm not really sure what inspired me to write a Petshop of Horrors fanfic... I think it was born somewhere between caffine withdrawls, that song Lulabye by the Cure, a personal identity crises, and Pet Shop fic that WAS NOT CORRECTLY RATED!

To all the people who WARN readers if they're writing a slash fic-I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I don't like slash- and I thank you for your concideration of the feelings of others.
To those of you who think it's funny to oh so conviently 'forget' to post a warning-any kind of warning-any kind at ALL- Well, I hope the next time you have a toothache the Dentist runs out of pain killer. Nyah! :P

Do I sound cranky today? *sigh* It's the caffine withdrawls, I'm sorry.

I went to see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on saturday... I knew I'd heard the name Slarghty Bartfast before! When I was little, and I would try to write stories (shudder-I was really awful at it, btw) my Da' was always telling me I had to have a character named Zaphod Beeblebrox Slarghty Bartfast...
I always thought he was insane. ^_^ Now I'm not so sure...
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

I Officially HATE Drawing Dragons
Selendrile especially. That arrogant conniving little...
GRRRRRR!
I'm not sure how much more of this I can handle. DragonNova! HELP ME!!!

I just spent almost ALL day trying to draw him. Human form-Dragon form-whatever.

He's doing this on purpose. >_<
I did manage to draw Alys...sort of. It took my hours-and then-and then *sob* I realized she had SHORT hair!
So the question of the day is:
How you your draw a girl with short blond hair (she must have been blond or she couldn't have passed herself off as Selendrile's brother-because she certainly didn't have similar eyes.) in old fashioned english clothes and NOT wind up with someone who looks freakishly like Jitan? Zidane. Whatever!

I'm dying here.>_<

Today has just been a bad drawing day all around. I messed up my fruba pic too; i inked in Tohru before i was sure she was in the right place....>_<
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Monday, April 18, 2005

   Novelist! Novelist!
*Sigh* The Institute for Children's Literature sent me a packet for thier publishing program... It's only 329 Gil. But I had to apply by April 13...And I didn't get the packet til today, the 18!

Interestingly, they sent me this after the official notice they sent me telling me that they were deleting me from the list because I hadn't enrolled yet... Actually, they sent me this drop letter three times, which made all the stranger that they would send me a special offer package two months later...

I was just going to ignore it. I don't know why I bothered opening it. I have no money and I really don't think I'd make a very good children's author. At least, not in the trasditional or stereotypical sense.

I'm not sure why I opened it. But I did. And wouldn't you know it the sneaky little monsters knew exactly how to hook me?

Full tuition $329-or twleve installments of $27 a month.

Which isn't a big problem. Of course, they still have me enrolled under my step father's last name-gonna have to get that fixed (stupid me, imagining I actually had a father...)

Another complication is that my biological da' already forked over way too much on this Art Institute program which I failed... But that's not so hard to get around. I have yet to meet anyone more like Shigure than my father- Really! Bambi eyes will not get you a flame thrower but Tohru eyes will get you just about anything else.

Sorry, papa. I love you, but really you have got to stop spoiling me before I get the Bunnies... ^_~

But the question remains, should i invest my father's money in a program which will most likely not understand that what I really is for children-just... not... the kind of children adults expect thier children to be?

Am I making any sense?
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

   *Sob*
I burnt the rice AGAIN!
ARRRRGHHHHH! *sob sniffle mope*

I'm never gonna get married. What man is going to want me for a wife? I can't even cook! T.T

Wait strike that. I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

...I am so pathetic...

I want chocolate.
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