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Saturday, October 2, 2004
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Monday, September 27, 2004
More Crazy Thoughts
-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
-Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
-Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
-Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
-If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
-If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
-Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
-Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
-Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
-Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
-What did cured ham actually have?
More to come! Another Day.
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Saturday, September 25, 2004
Crazy Thoughts
-Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
-Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
-Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
-Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
-If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
-If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
-What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
-If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
-Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
-Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
-If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ?
-Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
-Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
More to come! On another day.
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Friday, September 24, 2004
Another Theme Change
It's time for another theme change. It's gonna be all of Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi. He's so damn hot!!!! >.<
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Monday, September 20, 2004
Stupid Relatives
I have these stupid relatives of mine coming over from Ireland (ya, i'm irish) to stay for a few weeks. I hate them so much because for years (more like a decade(10 years)) they have been saying that they are going to "come over to america and visit us" but the only time they ever even bothered to come over was early this year around Valentine's Day because my grandmother had died. She passed away on Valentine's Day for those that don't know. And now their trying to act like family after the fact. I hate them so fucking much. Their just a bunch of assholes. I HATE THEM!!!!!!! I hate them with a passion.
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
Yet another theme change
I've changed it from Princess Mononoke to Rurouni Kenshin.
Hope you enjoy!
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Millennium Actress
It's about a woman that was a famous actress that disappeared in the height of her career. And a reporter sets out to find her. The artwork in this movie was awesome. It's from the same guy that did Perfect Blue. And if you liked that, then your going to love this one. The girl in the movie, Chiyoko was said to never be able to age, because searching for the man that she loved to give him back a key that he gave her is what kept her young. The story line is beautiful, and it's a little confusing but it all comes together in the end. The movie is only in Japanese, but it does have english and french subtitles. If you haven't seen this movie, I strongly urge you to see it. You won't regret it. Trust me.
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Theme Change
I'm changing the theme to my website, but Vash will still be my eternal obession. But I just think that I need to change my themes around, even if it mean that I must lose Vash for a while.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
~Coolies~
Yay!! My site has been visited over 100 times! I think thats cool. But I guess it isn't all that cool when the only person visiting your site is you. But oh well. . .
*swirling my finger on the ground*
I guess nobody likes my site!
*sniff* *sniff*
Oh well. I'll be my #1 fan!
I am so pathetic. hehe
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Sunday, September 5, 2004
T.M. Revolution
I love that band! I ordered the "coordinate" cd and got it on friday, and I've been listening to it non-stop. I was so excited to see that the songs Invoke and Heart of Sword were on there, cause those are my favorite songs.
Does anybody else out there like T.M. Revolution? There my favorite band next to Third Eye Blind. Third Eye Blind is an american band, for those that do not know.
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