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Monday, September 27, 2004


More Crazy Thoughts
-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
-Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
-Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
-Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
-If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
-If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
-Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
-Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
-Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
-Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
-What did cured ham actually have?

More to come! Another Day.

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