Monday, July 25, 2005

why people are stupid.
as i was watching the news the other day and laughing at the many downfalls of the pathetic human species, i heard an interesting piece of info. apparently, the idiots who run my city are thinking about skipping daylight savings time....wich i could've care less about untill some moron started a little protest because they were afraid of how it would affect the animals.....wow, i didn't realize animals looked at clocks......morons.
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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   AMAZING insanity quiz for people who enter my site
1. when was the last
u ate a peep?

a yesterday
b tacos be mad pimpin yo!
c wtf does that have to do
with anything?

2. if you had a chainsaw what
would you do?

a. make a cabin
b. set it on fire and name
bloopy
c. return it!

3. if you had the power of
god, what would u do?

a. do good deeds
b. make the worlds largest
twinky
c. do the cha-cha on uranus


4. do you like saurkraught?

a. yes
b. i will fry no onions!
c. nope


results:
if you got mostly A kill yourself because you are a burden on society

if you got mostly B kill yourself cuz your stupid

if you got mostly C kick yourself in the face castrate youself and then die because i don't like you!

CONCLUSION:
you just wasted at least three minutes of your life on a pointless quiz that i pulled out of my ass in like,two minutes.
now go away or i shall
taunt you a second time!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

   science tips for stooopid people!!!!
don't drink turpentine...
....it makes you see leprechauns!

-paid for buy the corpse buried under my gatden.-
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Friday, July 8, 2005

   why you shouldn't go to my funeral
when i's be all dead n stuff, i am going to buy a special coffin that is lined with lots of c-4.
then my body is going to be stuffed with rancid milk, whale parts, and bong water.
then, when the preacher says amen a voice automative timer will detonate the coffin spraying parts of my foul smelling corpse all over the funeral mass ergo scaring them for life.

-this public safety warning is brought to you by jezus himself
(he owes me money )
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

   fun expirement to do at home!.(not the sexual kind you damn dirty apes!)
. first buy a large bottle of acid
. then buy a bunny or two
. then place the bunny into a large pot filled with flaming tar
. next pour acid on the pot
enjoy!

- paid for buy the ugly little hobo that lives in my brain-
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Sunday, June 26, 2005

people could use less apendages
ok, so i was goin down da street after a squirrel, and sum dude-stupid-pig sayz to me....
ey you dumb little squishy you shouldn't run in da middle of zee
road....and i was all like...
your head is ugly! and he wuz all like nu-uh.....then i ate this little shiny thing and flew to the moon where i lived as...bloopy king of the onions.

p.s i was not on crack!

O_o
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

   philosophy for stoooopid people!
be like the squirrel.....be fuzzy and bushy.....but kill all those who touch your nuts


- paid for by the uneaten plate of lasagna in my freezer

o_O

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   science tips for stoooooopid people
gasoline is fun....on fire

- paid for by the decapitated corpse hidden under my floorboard



O_o

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Friday, June 3, 2005

WHAT YOUR FUTURE SLAVE_MASTER DID TODAY
1. threw pens at dumbass dog till it left my room

2. Ate waffles

3. Watched the news at laughed maniacally at the downfalls of society

4. yelled at a box of crackers for 5 minutes

5. Rolled around on the floor for a bit.

6. blew up a marshmellow peep in the microwave

7. took a nap

8. drew a picture of a fish

9. plotted how to kill the cockroach in my pantry

10. wrote this stupid post.


0_o
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Saturday, May 28, 2005

requim for the damned
nor crown nor coin can halt time's flight.or stay the armies of the night
king and villian,lad and lass, all answer to the hourglass
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