Monday, May 16, 2005

   FOOK?!
I just got back from a brief stay at the local mental hospital.
....i am now very heavilly medicated.......yay!......buy the
way.......kittens don't bounce

o_0
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005

   A PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING
....Hello little stink-beasts
i have a problem...it seems that the entire human population has cockroaches in their brains.......
...i've seen it!....yep...your all so filthy....you and your cockaroaches,eating your deeeelicous grade A head meat....but don't
worry...as we speak i am sprayind raid all over the worlds food supply.....You might die but at least the cochroaches will explode
........beware the roaches...they have grenades........o_0
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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

   math tips for stooooopid people
FORK + TOASTER=BAD

FORK + MICROWAVE=VERY BAD

FORK + HIGH POWERED WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION= GOOD TIME


-paid for by my dead fish that I haven't fished out yet cuz i'm to lazy
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Monday, May 2, 2005

   SCIENCE TIPS FOR STOOOOPID PEOPLE
cats are not flammable......
unless you have gasoline

-paid for by the little diseased monkey that lives in my colon
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

   .....THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
.....errrg, i am very hungover at the moment......I drink to many vodka...........sorry no funny quotes or rantings today.......fine
......goddamnit....ahem......BEWARE THE MOOSE!!!!!.....HE KNOWS WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR DIRTY MAGAZINES!!!!!
...............there happy now!

FUNFACT!:my head hurts


o_O
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Saturday, February 19, 2005

   science tips for stooopid people!
if you mate a dead pigeon and an iguana you won,t get a microwavable toaster pastry...just an atom bomb and a couple of potatoes......trust me we've tried

-paid for by the union of people who should have been weeded out of the gene-pool a long time ago. o_0
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Saturday, January 8, 2005

   GREETINGS FROLICING DIRT CHILD!!!!
Hello i am at my friends house. i am having fun so far he and his sister are pretty cool....yep ....i have returned

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!fear my nut weasel you stupid crap......thing!!!!! ok bye!
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

   GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT!!!!!
Hello my stinky fart-maggots,
I just found out an interesting fact!!! When you throw acid on someone they make really funny faces and start to do a dance!!!!
Yep...you can learn alot in biology........now I will go eat my waffles......mmmmmmmmmmm
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Thursday, November 11, 2004

   I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greetings my stinky vomit worms!
I have returned!!!!.....yeah I,ve been busy.....you know, finding different ways to blow up a weasel...plotting revenge.....setting stuff on fire..
..yep your every day itenerary.
well....yep.......
hmmmmmmmm....FEAR ME LIKE YOU FEAR TOAST!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
.............................................................................................................................*shrugs*
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

   i am bored
I have been sick for the past couple of days and i got to stay home!....sounds fun right?...WRONG!
I am so bored I knawed a hole through my couch and made a dead pigeon catapult....I plan to hurl dead stuff at unsuspecting third graders.... well maggoty goodness awaits.......HEE HEE BURN!!!
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