Saturday, October 2, 2004

   TODAYS RANDOM FACT!!!!!!
Did you know that not having broken bones is bad for you?

it says that if you don't have at least one broken bone in you life your risk for getting breast, colon, and endometrial cancer increases by ten fold.....so go break your bones.....if you need any help i have a sledgehammer and i am alwys looking for an oppertunity to beat the living shit out of something with it...ok bye 0_o
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Thursday, September 30, 2004

   BOOM!!!!
man today rocked!!!! my idiot teachers didn't yell, i wasn't attacked by that big dog, and i didn't have to shove weasels down somones pants......wait nevermind..
.....hmmm.....do badgers count?....
oh well i am still counting it as a good day.....okay comment and go away.....I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

   today was fun
man it was coo, when i was walkng home from school this little kid was following me......so i threw a dead pigeon at his futile little head then told him i was going to run to his house and replace all his towels with rabid plagued chipmunks, oh and i said he had brain worms......ahhhh.....i should run a daycare center......
oh yes......i could make my own army of little worm-babies and overthrow the u.s then blow up canada with our massive array of nuclear weapons.....lets see them say "ei" then....BWAHAHAHA!!!!

ok medication time...0_o
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Monday, September 27, 2004

   BOOOOORRREEEDDD!!!!!!
i am uber bored! i ran out of gasoline(squirrells take a while to go boom)bah!! so bored..rrrrrr

AAHHHHHHHH!!!!
FACE THE MIGHTY WRATH OF MY GIBBERISH!!!.....bloogady smoodge to tha louge of my radioactive rubber chicken of eggo waffles.. fear the mighty chatter of my plagued weasel!!! fear it good!

ok medication time!
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   FREEDOM!!!
HA! i got to stay home from school today....yay! i don't have to put up with those pitiful human worm-babiesfor two whole days..
now i will go make something go BOOM!!....probably a squirrel or a
chipmunk......or both...probably both....wait why am i talking to you? go away........now...........
.........don't make me get my badger......you are terrified no?
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Sunday, September 26, 2004

   crazy pills
i just took ma pills so i be tired... NOT TOO TIRED TO KILL THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHA...ha
neways i was just at my friends house (kiyoshi uchia) but neways i got to see my girl friend so it was coo!!!! well i am tired now so
i will feed my rats and go to bed

..........for now

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Saturday, September 25, 2004

   my first post of doom.....well technically.. shut up!!
If you are looking at this sight you should know i used to be vermingaard but some ass gave me a virus so i had to make a new one!
(don,t worry i found him and destroyed all that was good in his life)..anyways....please comment or i will bite off your precious eyebrows then i will conquer your home planet and make you cook curly fries for the rest of your long greasy life!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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