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Friday, July 8, 2005


   why you shouldn't go to my funeral
when i's be all dead n stuff, i am going to buy a special coffin that is lined with lots of c-4.
then my body is going to be stuffed with rancid milk, whale parts, and bong water.
then, when the preacher says amen a voice automative timer will detonate the coffin spraying parts of my foul smelling corpse all over the funeral mass ergo scaring them for life.

-this public safety warning is brought to you by jezus himself
(he owes me money )

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