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• 1985-07-14
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• floating around in an anime bubble somewhere in Pennsylvania
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• 2004-09-07
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• slowly having the life sucked from my being by school and work...
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• my name is--no! u may not have it! it is mine! it is my precious....I may reveal it sometime in a post, but for now u shall just have to make due with the fact that it's not zoye, zoye is my cat's name, a name I like, so I'm usin it here =P

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• Given 3 presentations on anime at school, and got several of my friends into anime =D
Anime Fan Since
• I've always liked anime, started out with Ranma 1/2, some Sailor Moon, Digimon and Pokemon. But I'd say my obsession with it started...about 6 or so years ago (meaning that I started buying a lot of anime dvds, manga, and other anime related thingies)
Favorite Anime
• Fruits Basket, Trigun, Last Exile, Full Metal Alchemist, Peace Maker Kurogane, Ranma 1/2, Saiyuki...the list goes on and on, my fav. genre is comedy, but i like serious as well, tend to avoid anime that is drenched in extreme violence or na
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• To calmly and quietly inform those unfortunate souls who are unaware of the vast and various anime that is available to them--WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!!! I WILL WACK THEM WITH THE MIGHTY STICK O ANIME!!! (I'm not at
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• Drawing stuff, ceramics whenever I can, I love to read but lately nothing good has come out =P, I like video games..but I play them off and on, ANIME!!!!!!
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• I think I'm at least somewhat good at drawing and ceramics, mimicking accents...but enough about me...




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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   Monty Python-The Dead Cat Skit!

If you've never seen Monty Python, I highly suggest u do! Any video store will have "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", which is my fav of the movies. The following skit is one of my favs. (pardon any mistakes).
Ok, imagine a laundromat in Britian. Imagine high-pitched Brittish accents. Imagine John Cleese and Graham Chapman walking in dressed as housewives. Thus it begins...
Mrs.Conclusion (Chapman): Hullo, Mrs.Premise.
Mrs.Premise (Cleese):Hullo, Mrs.Conclusion.
Conclusion: Busy day?
Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours buryin' the cat.
Conclusion: *Four hours* to bury a cat?
Premise: yes, it wouldn't wouldn't keep still.
Conclusion: oh, it wasn't dead then?
Premise:No, but it wasn't at all a well cat, so seein' as we're goin' away for a fortnight we figured we might as well bury it now, to be on the safe side.
Conclusion: Quite right-you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have our budgie put down.
Premise: Really-is it very old?
Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Premise: So tell me, how do they put budgies down?
Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book on "how to put your budgie down". Apparently you can either hit them over the head with a book, or you can shoot them, just here (taps right above nose) just above the beak.
Premise: Is that so? Well, well, well. 'Course Mrs.Essence flushed her's down the luu.
Conclusion: Oh no! You never do that! No, that's dangerous! They breed in the sewers! And then before you know it there will be great flocks of evil smellin budgies flyin all over London, invadin people's personal freedoms!
(the end)
Another fav of mine is the pet shop/Lumberjack Song skit. "THIS-is an EX-parrot."
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