Monday, March 28, 2005

   Stuff...more
ALRIGHT!! I can put up my sayings up, now that im on my laptop, yay!! Here they are:

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you,

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on

Disclaimer: I'm not as smart as I think I am.

I support anonymous posting.

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.

There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

I love to go down to the school yard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... they don't know that I'm only using blanks.

The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings..... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

Cananyonehelpmefixthespacebaronmykeyboard?

I'll pretend like there's something witty here and you pretend like you laughed at it.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

Hello, I am a signature virus. Please add me to the bottom of your sig and help me take over the world! Resistance is futile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and you have his shoes.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Love your enemies, it get them really confused.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!!!

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

You said you read me like a book but the pages are all torn and frayed

Yep thats the sayings i found and liked!
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