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Sunday, January 2, 2005

   Cat lick porkchop!
So, I get home from work and discover there's a leftover porkchop in the fridge for me. So I pull it out and stick it in the microwave. Here's a tip. Don't put it in for too long! I ony gave it one minute and it virtually exploded! Yeah, porkchop everywhere! (I'm exagerating again) It was pretty good though, until... Dun dun dunnnnn... I turned to look at the bottle for the sauce that said chop was coated in. I turn my back for one second, just one, and the cat's on the counter licking my porkchop! "No, kitty! That's a bad kitty!" (Eric Cartman voice) But I um, I ate it anyways... I'm so embarassed!


"Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies! Yay, rabies!" -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)
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