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Birthday
• 1982-03-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• Canadian Prairies
Member Since
• 2004-10-13
Occupation
• Pencil pusher and paper shuffler
Real Name
• Con

Personal

Achievements
• I earned myself a University Dregree and paid for it all by myself..
Anime Fan Since
• Sailor Moon number one.
Favorite Anime
• Gundam Wing, WeiB Kreuz, Trigun...
Goals
• To turn myself into a responsible, healthy, and happy person.
Hobbies
• Staying sane, Pretending I'm funny, Maintaining my sense of humor...
Talents
• Pointing out the obvious, mixology, executing my half-decent fashion sense..

myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Children are evil!
So this lady comes into the store today with her kid. He's like, two, cries because he wants a balloon. I got no problem giving a kid a balloon if it's going to make him happy, so I tie it to his little hand and he screams more! What!? Turns out he wants to hold the actual ballon, not the string but he can't reach it 'cause it's tied to his hand for gods sake! So I cut the string real short so he can hold the balloon, not the string, and what does he do? He starts chomping on it! It didn't pop thankfully, but just you wait! One day...

And why do people always think I should be responsible for looking after their children?! No stinkin' way! Another little kid, just being curious, parks himself right in front of the automatic doors. Guess what happens next? Yeah, he got schmucked! Screamed. His mom had the nerve to give ME a dirty look. I just smiled and said "have a good day!" Haha!

I don't think I'll ever have children. No, I'll let my sister do all that and I'll just be an Auntie. Spoil 'em rotten and then when they cry and poop their pants I can just be like, "okay, here's your kid back!"
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