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Birthday
• 1982-03-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• Canadian Prairies
Member Since
• 2004-10-13
Occupation
• Pencil pusher and paper shuffler
Real Name
• Con

Personal

Achievements
• I earned myself a University Dregree and paid for it all by myself..
Anime Fan Since
• Sailor Moon number one.
Favorite Anime
• Gundam Wing, WeiB Kreuz, Trigun...
Goals
• To turn myself into a responsible, healthy, and happy person.
Hobbies
• Staying sane, Pretending I'm funny, Maintaining my sense of humor...
Talents
• Pointing out the obvious, mixology, executing my half-decent fashion sense..

myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." -Loki (Dogma)

Blech!! *shudder* Well, it's that time of year again. Spring, the time of green grass, barbequing and .... spiders.... Gah! The thing I hate most of all. Tell me, how many of you guys hate the things as much as I do?! I mean it's all fine and good when they're outside, ya know, doing spider-y things. It's when they're in my house that it bothers me! When I see one, I usually run for the vacuum and suck the little bugger right up, but this one last night... Dammit! It was HUGE and it had parked itself right in front of the vacuum plug-in (it's a built-in system)! *hyperventilates* So I think to myself, "damn! I'm gonna have to get the spider whacking stick". (yes, I have a spider whacking stick. It's a metre long piece of 1x6. Works really well, except for having to clean squished spider off the wall! EEWWw!) Anywho, too bad for me that it was behind the end table and I would have to reach directly OVER the monster sized arachnid to get it. "Aww crap!"

So what do I do now?! I run upstairs like the wuss I am. "Daaad...There's a spider..." and he says... "Oh. That's nice." Real big help, eh? So, I get the vacuum anyways and luckily for me, it just barely reaches to the outlet upstairs! Yesss!! Death from above! It actually went 'klunk' as it went up the hose. 'Klunk'. Can you believe it?! That's how big it was! So I have an entire summer of this to look forward to! Yippee Skippy! (note sarcastic tone there) I don't know about you guys, but I can barely stand looking at this picture. It's a stupid cartoon spider, for gods sake, but it still creeps me out! *shudder again*

Back to work for me... Oh, and Kitsune! The 'God' paper, is both about God AND makes me say 'Oh, God!' XD If you guys feel like being confused, I'll post a little chunk of it when I'm done. But not too much since I don't want you all to hate me! Heheh! Good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the... uh... nevermind!
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