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Birthday
• 1982-03-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• Canadian Prairies
Member Since
• 2004-10-13
Occupation
• Pencil pusher and paper shuffler
Real Name
• Con

Personal

Achievements
• I earned myself a University Dregree and paid for it all by myself..
Anime Fan Since
• Sailor Moon number one.
Favorite Anime
• Gundam Wing, WeiB Kreuz, Trigun...
Goals
• To turn myself into a responsible, healthy, and happy person.
Hobbies
• Staying sane, Pretending I'm funny, Maintaining my sense of humor...
Talents
• Pointing out the obvious, mixology, executing my half-decent fashion sense..

myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"Oh I'm happy as Christmas/
All wrapped to be seen/
I'm your recent acquisition/
Time to celebrate me..." -Collective Soul (Better Now)

So, I wake up on Tuesday morning thinking to myself, "Aw yeah, a day with no work, I can do what I want!" but my dreams were soon shattered by the discovery of three things, and two of those three things just happened to be cat vomit. Just how I planned on spending my morning, eh? Cleaning up regurgitated cat food... Oh, and they're sneaky about it too, so I don't know which cat to punish and not cuddle today. Yeah. So I took care of all that, scrubbed out the carpet, because they refuse to do it on the linoleum, even if you catch them in the act. I'll grab the cat and toss him on the kitchen floor, but oh no. He just runs right back onto the carpet. So, as I was on my way out to the back door with the bag of doom, I noticed something on the floor, kind of partly wedged under a box. I get closer and look at it thinking "What the hell is that?!" because it's kind of brown and squigly looking. So I give the box a shove with my foot and the brown thing moves! Aaaauuugh! Yeah, so I find out that this thing is a big huge earthworm that has somehow made its way into my house. I don't know how. It rained yesterday, but that doesn't explain how a worm gets into my house! I didn't want to kill it, but I didn't want it inside either, so I scoop it up with a piece of cardboard and dump it in the dirt outside. *shudder*

Riiight, so now I have to deal with squishy cat barf, creepy crawly spiders and slimy earthworms. Isn't that just super. (note sarcasm there) But anyways, for putting up with all my complaining about gross stuff like this I've found something funny. I think it is actually someone's avatar from somewhere, so apologies to whomever I stole it from, it's just too good not to share!

Teen Girl Squad! (for more, visit Homestarrunner.com) Good night everybody! Here's hopin' for a wormless, vomitless Wednesday! Heheheh...
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