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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

   "We can dance if we want to/
We've got all your life and mine/
As long as we abuse it/
Never gonna lose it/
Everything'll work out right..." -Men Without Hats (Safety Dance)

Wow... just... wow.. You ever get the feeling that inanimate objects are out to get you? Yeah, well I've never gotten along with the bread slicer at work. We all know that, right? I end up ruining at least a half dozen loaves of bread every time I have to use it. I have to have a little talk with it before I turn it on... **threatening expression** "Alright slicer... I don't like you, and you don't like me... so we can do this the easy way, or the hard way... I'll leave it up to you..." So today, I go at it, load it all up, it's ready to go. I flick it on and walk around to the front to catch the bread as it's coming out and the blasted thing starts spitting blades at me!! What the.... Yeah! Piece of garbage... Alright, it was only one blade, but still! What the hell?! So I left a snarky note for the department manager.

The ironic part about all this is that we all know that the machine is a piece of junk. Practically an antique, I'd say. So everyone is always joking about it throwing blades around. So when Bologna got back from her break, and I said "guess what the bread slicer just did" and she said "ummm... shot blades at you?" she was pretty shocked when I said "Yeah, how did you know?" Hahaha!

Yeah, so that was my day... I'm hoping yours were full of fun and NO flying pointy things... Because, owwww....
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