myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1982-03-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• Canadian Prairies
Member Since
• 2004-10-13
Occupation
• Pencil pusher and paper shuffler
Real Name
• Con

Personal

Achievements
• I earned myself a University Dregree and paid for it all by myself..
Anime Fan Since
• Sailor Moon number one.
Favorite Anime
• Gundam Wing, WeiB Kreuz, Trigun...
Goals
• To turn myself into a responsible, healthy, and happy person.
Hobbies
• Staying sane, Pretending I'm funny, Maintaining my sense of humor...
Talents
• Pointing out the obvious, mixology, executing my half-decent fashion sense..

myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

Saturday, October 8, 2005

"Hey you/
Have you felt like this before?/
You got style but ain't got soul/
Are you happy now?/
Are you happy, tonight?/
Or did Punk Rock get it right?/
Is there no future in sight?/
Oh is it different now? Is it different?..." -Our Lady Peace (Where Are You?)

Just a little interchange I found rather humorous... The product of.. I don't even remember what started this.. (Read with phony Brittish accent and it's all the more entertaining.)

Kevin says: Defending against fresh fruit, I don't understand. Why would you want to learn how to defend yourself from fruit? I'd personally want to learn how to defend against pointed sticks. Plus if a guy came after me with a bananna or something, I'd probably just shoot him.

Con answers: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

To which Kevin replies: Magnificent.

Any little thing that will make me laugh this week is just fan-damn-tastic. Oh, and I didn't hand in the corrected assignment sheet (see post below). I took a tip from my dad, the English teacher. We decided it was borderline rude. So my prof won't have to fail me now. Uh, unless I actually deserve it...
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