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Thursday, October 13, 2005


   "Here it comes and there it goes/
Another day of decomposing light/
In a world called catastrophe/
My native tongue is blasphemy/
So that's the one I'll write/
And baby can you feel it?/
Don't it make you want to lay down and close your eyes?" -Matthew Good (A World Called Catastrophe)

Hahahahaha! There's nothing funnier than people getting in trouble for doing things they shouldn't be doing. I get home from class on Wednesday afternoon, and there's this smoky haze hovering over my street. It smells like a bonfire. So I'm walking around looking for what's burning, and I can see across the alleyway that it's just the neighbors burning twigs and tumbleweeds. (If you don't know what a tumbleweed is...
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THOSE are tumbleweeds. We used to build forts out of 'em and crap like that) But anyways, The neighbors always burn theirs every year. I guess they were still a little damp 'cause they made a helluva lot of smoke! Next thing I know, I hear sirens. Hahahahaha! Two minutes later there's a fire truck and an ambulance in the back alley, giving the poor guy hell. He probably got a nice fine too, for wasting firefighter's time! Stoopid.

So yeah, I have grossed myself out watching a show on TLC called "101 Things Removed From The Human Body." People that got pitchforks through the face, steel rods through the neck, 2x4s in the head, $125,000 diamond necklaces up the *cough*ass*cough*. You name it... I had to turn it off halfway through. Just couldn't take it anymore. I'll never look at diamonds the same way again, that's for sure... Now, hopefully you're all as scarred for life as I am! Mwahahahaha!



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