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Birthday
• 1982-03-13
Gender
• Female
Location
• Canadian Prairies
Member Since
• 2004-10-13
Occupation
• Pencil pusher and paper shuffler
Real Name
• Con

Personal

Achievements
• I earned myself a University Dregree and paid for it all by myself..
Anime Fan Since
• Sailor Moon number one.
Favorite Anime
• Gundam Wing, WeiB Kreuz, Trigun...
Goals
• To turn myself into a responsible, healthy, and happy person.
Hobbies
• Staying sane, Pretending I'm funny, Maintaining my sense of humor...
Talents
• Pointing out the obvious, mixology, executing my half-decent fashion sense..

myOtaku.com: Conneryalexis

Sunday, March 19, 2006

"Do I stress you out/
My sweater is on backwards and inside out/
And you say how appropriate/
I don't want to dissect everything today/
I don't mean to pick you apart you see/
But I can't help it..." -Alanis Morissette (All I Really Want)

It's been okay. I don't think I need to throw any eggs. Not at the moment anyways. But the weekend's not over yet. I can' just hide out and watch Lost though. Heheh..

Aaaand there's a blizzard going on outside. Yeah, it was nice when I went to work earlier. I didn't even take a coat with me. But now, the wind is blowing and there is snow. And I want mittens.

Anyways.. Latest news from the Personality Forge is that someone has gone to the trouble of creating a Dr. Evil bot. Not too many points for development, but still entertaining...

Dr Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Mel_Arewar: Pull the other frickin one.
Dr Evil: People have to tell me these things. I've been frozen for thirty years, throw me a bone here.
Mel_Arewar: I'm not your frickin slave.
Dr Evil: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a frickin pipe.
Dr Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box.
Mel_Arewar: I'm frickin happy about that
Dr Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Mel_Arewar: Because he's frickin smarter than you?
Dr Evil: Look, I'm Zippy Longstockings.
Mel_Arewar: You're frickin unattractive in those.
Dr Evil: Boo-frickity-hoo.

See? I didn't make this bot.. but I'm starting to wish that I had! Now.. To escape to the Lost episodes... But first.. Lame one liner #11: If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? It seems we're poking an awful lot of fun at vegans, eh? Ahh well.. Happy Sunday.

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