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Friday, March 31, 2006


   "He's everything you want/
He's everything you need/
He's everything inside of you/
That you wish you could be/
He says all the right things/
At exactly the right time/
But he means nothing to you/
And you don't know why..." -Vertical Horizon (Everything You Want)

Well... It's just been a super fantastic day. (note sarcasm) I get up and come upstairs for breakfast, and discover that one of my cats has yakked up a furball on the rug. *sigh* It's a carpet runner, so it's only about a foot wide, and the barf was right at the very end. Surrounded by hardwood floor, perfectly suitable for cat vomit, but noooo.... cat has to barf on the rug. Always. If I catch him in he act, I can grab him and toss him on the hardwood, or the lino, but he'll just run back onto the carpet. (Hey, I never said they were smart cats..) So I go get stuff to clean it up, and as I'm kneeling down, I stick my hand in something squishy. "Eeeeewwwww.. it's ON me! Aww... for the love of.. awww sick!!" Yep... stuck my hand in inconspicuous cat barf... Lots of soap...

At work later on, I was in the aisles with my fave co-worker. We were tidying things up, making it nice for the inventory monkeys who are coming in tomorrow, when suddenly OLD boss shows up! Oh, man.. I almost lost it and begged him to come back. Managed to restrain myself for the most part. I cried a little later on... I admit that when he left, I wasn't altogether sad to see him go, but I would be next to ecstatic if he were to come back. Not to mention that I would reconsider quitting.. Sadly, the odds of that happening are not so great..

So. Lame one-liner #22: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it! Niiiice..


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