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Monday, June 5, 2006

   "Nothing could come between us/
One of those favorite things that she used to say/
That's just what she said/
Nothing could come between us/
Sorry to say but I don't feel the same..." -Theory of a Deadman (Nothing Could Come Between Us)

**BONUS QUOTE-AGE**

"I've often found that once the thing you fear happening, happens, you have all sorts of new opportunities." -Ratholin

That came up in a conversation with a new friend. It's all kinds of relevant right now. Anyways.. On to the meat and potatoes of the post..

1. Ring the effing service bell more than once and you'll get sarcasm. And not the nice kind.

2. Don't come to my till unless you're actually done shopping. I won't wait for you when there's other people waiting on me.

3. If I can say please, yes, no, and thank you, then so can you.

4. Hang up your bloody cell phone. It's rude. You're ignoring me when I'm trying to help you. I'll be happy to do so when you're not quite so busy.

5. I'm very good at Tetris. I'm also very good at packing things into bags. I know you just think you're being helpful when you reach for the items I set aside for later, but you're not. You're ruining my plan. No touchy.

6. Get your screaming kid away from me.

7. The stripe on your debit card has been shot for the last six months. What makes you think it's going to work today?

8. When you destroy a display or break some product, do not, under ANY circumstances apologize.

9. I said get your screaming kid away from me.

How can you tell I'm ready for a day off...

Lame one-liner #74: (73 = stupid) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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